from the so-you-say dept

Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

This week, both our winners on the insightful side come in response to the protestor who is charged with destroying property for giving CBP agents the “duress mode” password to wipe his phone. In first place, it’s an anonymous comment extending our characterization of what the DOJ is doing here:

While simultaneously pushing to institute secret courts with secret evidence for immigration-related “terrorism.”

In second place, it’s That One Guy with a comment about the bigger problems with these border searches:

The mere existence of ‘you have no constititional rights’ zones is a legal abomination

I would like to think that the judge involved will see through the government’s farce of a case and realize that they and the legal system they represent are being weaponized against the citizenry here but far too many(read: more than zero) judges buy the ‘it’s not a fifth amendment violation to force people to unlock their devices despite the entire point of forcing someone to do that is to provide evidence to incriminate them’ argument so who knows?

For editor’s choice on the insightful side, we’ve got an anonymous comment about Trump’s cuts to national security staff:

Every US adversary is aware of this, of course

As a result, they know that — for the moment — all they need to do is sit on their hands. There’s no need to spend any money, incur any risk, or make any effort: all they have to do is nothing.

And wait. Chances are they won’t have to wait long: Trump is not only an absolute moron with rapidly advancing dementia, he’s impulsive and chaotic, and at some point he will do something well beyond merely stupid in Iran. And that will be the right moment to take action, i.e.., for China to seize Taiwan or Russia to deploy tactical nukes in Ukraine. The US will be unable to respond because there will be nobody left with the capability of grasping the situation and constructing an actionable plan.

Next, it’s Thad with a comment about the persuasive abilities of AI chatbots:

I remember reading a story about an in-development game show where children would listen to two people discussing a particular specialist subject and guess which one was a real subject matter expert and which was an actor.

The show never made it past development because it didn’t work: the children would consistently find the actors more believable than the real subject matter experts.

The thing is, knowing stuff is an entirely different skillset than persuading people of stuff. And AI is very good at making statements that read, to human psychology, as confident and convincing. But it doesn’t know anything except statistical probabilities and repeating patterns within its training data.

Over on the funny side, both winning comments are again about the CBP duress mode story, and the first place winner is another anonymous response:

“What are you in for?”

“I killed eight people. You?”

“I got a TSA agent to wipe my phone.”

“Shit, they’ll put anyone in here now, huh?”

In second place, it’s Thad again, this time with a suggestion for everyone thinking about installing GrapheneOS:

And set the duress passcode to “1-9-8-4”

For editor’s choice on the funny side, we’ve got a pair of comments about the bizarre news that RFK Jr. is going to host a cooking show. First, it’s Bloof pointing out what a great on-air personality he’ll be:

With his soothing Krang from TMNT voice, the man is a natural host of Podcasts and television shows. I’m sure Bari Weiss had him on the shortlist of hosts for 60 minutes too, but he was so in demand because of his velvet voice, she had to settle for the young, handsome, charismatic Ross Douchehat.

Finally, it’s one more anonymous commenter with a pitch for the show:

101 Ways To Get The Tire Tracks Out Of Your Raccoon Ragú.

That’s all for this week, folks!