20 People Who Woke Up One Morning And Proceeded To Have A Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Bad Week

1. The person who received a burger that was an insult to all good things burgery:

2. The person who lost power in true Looney Tunes fashion:

3. The person who got absolutely blinded during a movie:

4. The person who loves their coworker very much, I'm sure:

5. The person who apparently got a manicure done with Play-Doh:

6. The person who under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should dance at work:

7. The person who lives with an absolute ANIMAL:

8. The person who let off a nuclear reaction in their microwave:

9. The person whose dog is now going to get made fun of at dog-school:

10. The person who must heed nature's call:

11. The person who gave their package a nice, little squeeze:

12. The person who just made Italian apples and peanut butter:

13. The person whose bike got more stolen than any bike has gotten stolen before:

14. The person who must traverse a gauntlet to return their weights:

15. The person whose iced coffee had a little extra protein in it:

16. The person whose washing machine got put through a black hole:

17. The person who was so close yet so far:

18. The person whose hair got incredibly, incredibly frozen:

19. The person whose passport is really going through it:

20. And the person who gets a wonderful view of Santa's crotch all day long:

Happy Holidays!