Here Are The Absolute Funniest Weekend Tweets
by Chelsea Stewart · BuzzFeedFor some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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1.
another day another what the fuck
— ً (@niahdx) November 22, 2024
2.
brokeback reference at old navy pic.twitter.com/7tKvgqS3KX
— ana 🐄 (@samiafied) November 22, 2024
3.
nun at work fina scream “LORD NOT MY UNCLE" so l can go home
— faith (@lilfaiithh) November 23, 2024
4.
So ready for Thursday I got a fork in my pocket
— t. (@t_sadiity) November 23, 2024
5.
WTF https://t.co/bKFhfYeKw4
— Ken Jeong (@kenjeong) November 23, 2024
6.
when ur body naturally wakes you up at 7am on a weekend pic.twitter.com/RqMFfvHTVQ
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) November 23, 2024
FOX / Twitter: @Whotfismick
7.
Flatmate just told me he’s moving out pic.twitter.com/HTnOt8wcqr
— balkanka (@missuonmylips) November 23, 2024
Out / Twitter: @missuonmylips
8.
so down bad for a crush that I dreamt of brushing her hair … like ok emily dickinson ass
— stevie (@adultmomband) November 23, 2024
9.
who fought my Uber driver by heath st yall wrong asl 😂 pic.twitter.com/lIZhgSUOlZ
— ♡︎ Tɪɴʏʏ (@_Mulaamamii) November 22, 2024
10.
*door in my house opens on its own*
me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure
the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
— anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 (@frogs4girls) November 23, 2024
11.
bruh pic.twitter.com/cOlYzRt3DC
— Mya † (@Myathehottiee) November 23, 2024
12.
my entire tl is wicked I genuinely cannot escape it pic.twitter.com/yXjbQCgB40
— J ★ (@4sturi4s) November 22, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @4sturi4s
13.
i would’ve hollered like courage the cowardly dog. https://t.co/gbsHhhJQYK
— still. (@_vicdagoat) November 21, 2024
14.
I met a man today. We've been texting and he cannot spell. pic.twitter.com/PZZeNv6azk
— GirlTyler (@sheistyler) November 23, 2024
40 Acres and a Mule Filmworks / Twitter: @sheistyler
15.
You might hate my “your mom” jokes, but guess who loves them.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) November 21, 2024
16.
I couldn’t help but wonder… if Big could hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity, why couldn’t he hold space for me? pic.twitter.com/IsC6PFv7bt
— Chris Murphy (@christress) November 22, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @christress
17.
(british guy unhooking your bra) all right, what’s all this then
— gabica (@thosegrose) November 24, 2024
18.
I asked him about at least contributing to utilities and this was his response :/ https://t.co/bv9ove924A pic.twitter.com/spEzP1Yvnw
— bitsy von muffling (@DoctorPissPants) November 23, 2024
19.
Stuck behind a student driver at a 4-way stop, tell my family I’ll return one day
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 21, 2024