Love Island USA Recap: Let’s Take a Breather

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Episode 24
Season 8 Episode 24
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Each season of Love Island USA contains approximately 1 million episodes, and we are recapping all of them. Check back for morning-after recaps of weekday episodes and a Monday roundup of the weekend’s shenanigans. 

You know what? We needed this. A nice, slow episode while everyone catches their breath and the Islanders work on improving the vibes in the villa. Of course, some Islanders are more committed to this project than others, but some kind of reset is necessary before throwing everyone into the chaos that is the highly anticipated Movie Night, which is coming up next. Melanie says she’s supposed to be summering but instead she’s stressing —without realizing this is actually her one moment of reprieve. 

That doesn’t mean there was no excitement to be had. Two couples made things official: Trinity and Bryce (yay!) and Parmida and Corbin (huh?). Meanwhile, Kenzie has found herself in the middle of yet another love triangle. Jen and Caleb have less and less to do here every day, while Amora is on the brink of joining them — unless she successfully manages to seduce Caleb away from Jaiden, which I am all for. 

Sincere, Corbin, and KC try to clear the air.

After all the excitement of the past two days, the Islanders as a whole decide it’s time for some one-on-one discussions about their feelings. 

Aniya needs to know if Carl is still open to getting to know her even after the rejection. He is, but he has some reservations. Amora needs to find out what Sincere told Melanie about their Casa connection and warn Melanie, if possible, that Sincere was treating Casa Amor like a hall pass. I’ve decided I like Amora, and I agree she deserves better than to be called “Big Dog” by Sincere. Then Melanie needs to have yet another come-to-Jesus moment with Sincere in which she drops bars (“You can’t be my safe space when you’ve got me like this,” and “The prize is not being picked; the prize is being respected”), but ultimately does nothing. 

Finally, Corbin has to apologize to Kenzie and KC has to apologize to Aniya — deciding which of these apologies goes better depends on your point of view. Kenzie completely rejects Corbin’s because Corbin, having disrespected her, is now dead to her. She tells him she feels “so played” and says, “I’m just mad that I wasted my time with you,” then returns to ping-pong with Aniya. If this were outside the villa, I assume Kenzie would have simply lost Corbin’s number and moved on with her life. I can’t imagine what it’s like for her to continue living next to someone for whom she has already written a mental eulogy. 

KC has a different style of apology. For one thing, after having pulled Aniya for a chat (a full 48 hours after the firepit, by the way), he refuses to speak unless she starts the conversation. So Aniya, as respectfully as a person can call someone else a coward, tells KC she thinks he’s a coward. She thinks he played the victim and then tried to twist things back on her. KC, who does not like being called a coward, says Aniya “forced [him] to be defensive.” This, by the way, is kind of her whole point. Still believing himself to be a “good guy,” KC surely does not realize he has been insufferable ever since he returned from Casa Amor. For example, after Carl returns, his first thought is that at last he can get Aniya “off my dick.” In this conversation, KC doesn’t even utter the words “I’m sorry” until Aniya points out that he’s never said it. He finally does and whines, “Is that enough?” In the end, they agree to never be friends again because Aniya thinks that would be doing herself a disservice. KC asks for one last hug for the road, and she replies, “Fuck no.” Proud of you, girl. 

I don’t care for Gal.

Jen is not my favorite Islander, but that’s only because she’s boring and I hadn’t yet heard her pronounce the word “compromise” (like “com-promise”). I wouldn’t wish for her to have to deal with this silly shit. Once again, we have a situation where a woman correctly senses a man isn’t into her, so she brings it up, only to have the conversation used against her later. In Jen’s case, she tells Gal she doesn’t think they’re sexually compatible and she’s noticed he never compliments her. She says she knows he’s talking to other people, so maybe he should just concentrate on those connections. Instead of taking the out, he tells her no, no, “Everything is so fine,” and agrees to try more PDA since that’s what she’s asking for.

The very next day, Gal says he feels guilty that Jen picked him since he doesn’t want to kiss her as much as she wants. When she points out that this is precisely why she tried to give him an out yesterday, he says, Whoa, whoa, no need to be aggressive. Actually, let’s just call the whole thing off. This is a very clever tactic, you see, because it allows a man to break it off with a girl he doesn’t like while pretending he never would have ended it if she hadn’t been so insecure. It’s deeply annoying.

Anyway, Kenzie, who is never returning to the roster-less life after this, is enjoying her relationship with Dylan but is not yet ready to say good-bye to Gal. After Gal ends his connection with Jen because she “took things badly,” he and Kenzie make out in the speakeasy. Sigh, Kenzie. Zach wants to know why you can never be satisfied with the guy you have, and you are this close to making me agree with him. But before we get too carried away, let’s remember that Kenzie has never told any of these men that she was more into them than she was or that she wasn’t going to talk to other people. And without Kenzie, this would be a boring show.

Trinity and Bryce are now married.

It’s week four, and Trinity and Bryce get the very first date of the season. Lots of people have complained about the lack of dates this season, but if I’m keeping it 100, I often find the early dates kind of boring. I’m sorry — I know. It’s just not that exciting to watch two people who barely know each other awkwardly eating chocolate-covered strawberries on a picnic blanket. Trinity and Bryce, however, are, like, one good French fry away from saying “I love you.” This is different. 

In their matching highlighter-pink swimsuits, Brinity takes off on a jet ski to a waiting yacht, where they are supplied with Champagne and cushions to cuddle on. They agree their families are going to love each other, and Trinity says Bryce helps keep her calm. Then Bryce asks if Trinity wants to be his girlfriend. For those of you who are new here, this is the equivalent of a marriage proposal in the villa. Trinity responds, “Are you deadass?!” I love them. 

Brinity is now running away with the title, and it may already be too late for anyone else to catch up.