The Lonely Island Have a Really Good Investment Opportunity for You

Sharks, we’ve got a genius idea on our hands right here. The Lonely Island’s Andy Samberg and Akiva Schaffer came back for SNL 50 with a brand new digital short and a brand new dining concept. Dressed as Wall Street-style finance bros, Schaffer and Samberg sell us on sushi glory holes. Holes in the bathroom wall that serve high quality nigiri instead of penis. Okay, there may be some penis as well. Such is life. Watch this video to see many Saturday Night Live regulars be fed sushi in an alarmingly intimate way. Then, a few months from now, hear about its conception on the Lonely Island Seth Meyers Podcast. A new short means they have to do yet another episode, right?