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Will Ferrell’s Jeffrey Epstein Haunts Donald Trump on ‘SNL’: ‘People Will Always Associate You With Me’

by · Variety

Jeffrey Epstein made his “Saturday Night Live” debut during this week’s cold open.

Will Ferrell played the monstorous sex offender and Trump pal in a sketch that began with the president (James Austin Johnson) chatting with JD Vance (Jeremy Culhane).

“I did what every doctor recommends for an 80-year-old: a two day whirlwind trip to China,” Trump said. He soon sent the Vice President away (“I want to take some time to not be around you”), and fell asleep.

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Soon, Will Ferrell playing Jeffrey Epstein entered Trump’s dream, confirming, “I killed myself … wink!”

Epstein had some dark jokes along the way, such as mentioning that Trump’s falling approval ratings are in their 30s.

“Gross … call me when it hits 17,” Epstein quipped.

As he started to leave Trump? “This time I’m going to leave you hanging.”

The sketch wrapped with Trump and Epstein singing a gorgeous duet of Grover Washington Jr.’s “Just the Two of Us,” ending with a promise that, “People will always associate you with me!”

Watch the cold open below.