The S&P 500 is having its worst weekly stretch in a year. Oil prices are surging. Iran war fears are rattling every asset class. Traders are now pricing in a 50% chance of a Fed rate hike by October. And yet UBS just told investors the index is going to 7,700 by year-end.

Jensen Huang walked off the GTC stage on Monday having just projected at least $1 trillion in chip revenue through 2027. Wall Street analysts spent Tuesday calling it a floor, not a ceiling. And Nvidia (NVDA) stock sat there, barely moving, trading right where it was before the whole thing started.