Sorry, But These Job Tweets From Last Week Are, Frankly, Hilarious
by Chelsea Stewart · BuzzFeedWell, it's almost time for another work week — but first, here are some funny job tweets from last week as a little pick-me-up before Monday. 🫶
1.
who is hiring in nyc? i need 350k a year and i have no skills and im not likable most days
— jovan (@ehjovan) September 25, 2024
2.
Your company’s highest paid engineer showing up to meetings pic.twitter.com/qnH1F4YRi6
— Varun Khurana (@varunkhurana99) September 25, 2024
3.
yeah I’m down to go out after work pic.twitter.com/adka3WmwrG
— Cesar (@isthatcesar) September 21, 2024
Disney / Twitter: @isthatcesar
4.
telling the 19 year old at work about my life as a sort of cautionary tale to scare him straight
— visual basic (@visualbasic97) September 21, 2024
5.
I asked my students today if they had heard Maggie Smith passed away, completely forgetting I had a student named Maggie Smith, who happened to be absent
— frankie (@FrankieGPhD) September 28, 2024
6.
This is so fuckin funny im sorry 😭😭 https://t.co/xv5CHnrAoX pic.twitter.com/eI5l736vf8
— T R A C 3 (@TraceGoodwin) September 24, 2024
7.
ME: 🏃🏾♀️ 💨 ✌🏽 🥴🫡 pic.twitter.com/VMi35orZpL
— The Nostalgia Queen (@Snow_Blacck) September 25, 2024
All the Smoke / Twitter: @Snow_Blacck
8.
one thing I never see discussed in the remote vs office debate is the ability to have sex with my wife who also wfh during the day. much easier while the kids at school and huge boon for my productivity. not sure how to explain to my boss who wants me at the office more
— joon (@abettertake) September 26, 2024
9.
Me soon as that direct deposit hit 🤑 pic.twitter.com/W5T46m2DCQ
— solé (@layxsnv) September 23, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @layxsnv
10.
I hope this email kills us both
— carmeb (@therealcbrad) September 27, 2024
11.
new hire just called me gang he dont know he got 30 minutes
— :p (@UnkleDell) September 25, 2024
12.
Work drama pic.twitter.com/8TSXqRx4BB
— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) September 26, 2024
13.
[guy who's barely holding back tears] i'm great! lemme just share my screeeeeen
— impeach hochul (@NJDG) September 27, 2024
14.
me at the job i begged god for pic.twitter.com/cirgMwZJoP
— female dennis reynolds (@FlVESTARWOMAN) September 24, 2024
15.
I ran into one of my students at the grocery store with some wine in my cart and he said “that’s because of us isn’t it?”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 27, 2024
16.
Just witnessed my boss applying for jobs on linkedin. Im cooked
— PK. (@____mpagi) September 24, 2024