My Head Is Seriously Going To Explode After Looking At All These Painfully Awkward Things People Thought They Could Sell On The Internet
by Dave Stopera · BuzzFeedI'm pretty sure all of us have browsed through online marketplaces at some point and stumbled upon truly bizarre items for sale, leaving us questioning the future of this beautiful experiment we call humanity. Here are some of the weirdest things people have seen while shopping online:
1. A stunning portrait of J-LO:
2. Pre-seasoned shoes:
3. A whole lot of toilet paper rolls:
4. A very fireplace that definitely won't burn your entire house down:
5. A delicious looking chocolate fountain:
6. The Mosquito Pit:
7. A vintage penny:
8. A dryer that requires a feat of strength to retrieve:
9. Half a kayak:
10. Decades old canned food from mee-maw's house:
11. A gently used casket:
12. A bunch of stanky ol' casts:
13. A tiny packet of salt from years ago:
14. Sandals that have seen some things:
15. A wonderful deal:
16. A combo of everyone's favorite two things:
17. Fred's nightmare:
18. Errrm... uhhhh... JFK:
19. The most futuristic tool:
20. Literally just a giant rock:
21. A wonderful gift for a baby:
22. A sad, sad story:
23. Precisely one right (not left) shoe:
24. A bunch of precious artifacts:
25. A very gently used couch:
26. A plate of lasagna about the size of a foot:
27. A miracle of God:
28. A couple of cornsters:
29. A microwave with very, very minor issues:
30. The rarest banana:
31. An unfinished baby:
32. Demonic rocks:
33. A beautiful mirror:
34. Four thousand pennies:
35. Yet another miracle of God:
36. Literally just 15 pumpkin stems:
37. A very functional, very stylish grill:
38. A dirty old table:
39. A combo deal that can't be beat:
40. Josh's life essence:
41. A bunch of floor shrimp:
42. The saddest sign to have to sell:
43. Joots:
44. Big Simon:
45. A choice we must all make in life:
46. The most terrifying collection of french fries ever assembled:
47. A bed that someone seemingly spontaneously combusted in:
48. Big Chip:
Folks, do we stan Big Chip? Let me know.