People Are Zooming Into Donald Trump's Hair Last Night And The Wig Theories Are Wild

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I'm sorry, but something is seriously up with Donald Trump's hair.

The president was sporting some notably volumous (and blonde?) hair on Wednesday:

is Trump rocking a wig, or what the hell is going on here? pic.twitter.com/3opMA5Ngzg
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 5, 2026

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I mean...

Come on, now!

What is going on here?!?!?!??!

Everyone's asking the same thing: "I'm sorry, did they put a wig on him?"

I know this is the least of our problems right now, but the jokes about it are very, very funny.

If you want a good laugh, enjoy:

1. "THE ELECTION WAS WIGGED!"

2. "New wig energy."

3. "Dude grew a whole head of hair in like 4 hours. He's like superman."

4. "That new hair really makes him look like Rodney Dangerfield."

5. "The president if a gust of wind comes along:"

6. "Looks like someone got some Scott’s Miracle Grow for their head."

7.

8. "What species of dead animal is on Trump's head?"

9. "What if trump starts selling Trump Toupees and the MAGAs start wearing them like when they taped maxi pads to their ears?"

10. "Someone raided the SNL wardrobe department."

11. "He really is the piece president after all."

12. "Whoever is in charge of Trump's new wig is definitely a democrat."

13. "Trump's new wig is actually a roadkill gift from RFK Jr."

14. "Trump is wearing a Trump Halloween costume at his latest lame rally."

15. "Donald Trump tonight:"

16. "You gotta line right up with it."

17. "The wig is 100% gender-affirming care."

18. "What is on Trump’s head? Has anyone seen Jimothy?"

19. "Oh honey no. See this is why you need friends."

20. "It’s not elf on a shelf… it’s a wig on a pig!!!"

21. And lastly: "Y’all that was the wiggiest wig that ever wigged."

Thoughts???

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