12 Incredible ‘Ordinary’ Halloween Costumes
by Eli Yudin · Cracked.comA Halloween examination of human behavior, courtesy of the Japanese website DailyPortalZ
October 30, 2024
Halloween costumes can get a little out-of-hand. At some point, things went from hockey masks to a guy walking around in a custom latex werewolf head-covering that’s terrifying to children and heavily intoxicated adults alike. And so, one website called DailyPortalZ in Japan holds a contest where subtlety is the goal instead. Costumes aren’t rewarded for expensive makeup and custom accessories, but for perfectly portraying a specific, thoroughly unexciting human.
The entrants? Well, they absolutely came through.
Here are 12 of the best ordinary Halloween costumes from the contest, as translated by Nick Kapur on Twitter.
12 . You Know That Laptop’s Not in a Separate Tray
11 . The Most Innocuous Way to Trigger the Fight-or-Flight Reflex
10 . Seems Like A Short-Term Thing, But Good for Her
9 . ‘Look at My Hair!’
8 . Suddenly, I Have to Pee So Bad
7 . This Is Me, But With Five Items in One Jacket Pocket
6 . Even More Accurate If You Half Look at It While on Your Phone
5 . The Dangers of a Monotone Outfit
4 . Realizing That You Know the Words… to the Chorus
3 . A Bull-Headed Man Who Also Has the Thighs of a Bull
2 . ‘It’s A Living’
1 . The Winner By a Million Points, in My Eyes
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