Meryl Streep Finally Said What We All Thought About Stanley Tucci’s Sexuality

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Meryl Streep is going viral!

At Stanley Tucci's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony, she described Stanley Tucci's sexuality, and TBH, she's really onto something.

She said, "Stanley has an elegance to his heterosexuality. His undeniable heterosexuality, which is formidable. Not that heterosexuality is better than any other kind of sexuality. It's just that elegance — real, unforced, natural, unstyled elegance is sometimes harder for straight men."

"Elegance to his heterosexuality," eh? I get it!!

Based on Meryl’s definition, I’d like to nominate a few more men to the "Elegantly Heterosexual" Hall of Fame:

Idris Elba

Oscar Isaac

Riz Ahmed

Mahershala Ali

And, of course, Jeff Goldblum

A post from Pop Crave about Meryl's statement is going viral, and the responses are very funny:

"Don’t say 'this man looks gay'. say 'this man has an elegance to his heterosexuality.'"

"Telling my boyfriend he has 'an elegance to his heterosexuality' when he gets back from picking us up bagels."

"Meryl Streep: Stanley Tucci is the gayest straight guy I know."

"Stanley Tucci’s heterosexuality is the only type of heterosexuality I wanna see in men. It’s not insecure and unbearable, which is rare."

"I hope you say this about me when I’m not around."

"The shade she’s throwing at heterosexuality here, is legendary."

"She said he's italian in the longest way possible."

"If you say ‘heterosexuality’ three times, Stanley Tucci appears, elegantly."

"Elegance has been on the decline among straight men since the end of WW2. There used to be many elegant figures, such as Cary Grant, Gary Cooper, and Fred Astaire. In the postwar period, organizing masculine themes tend to be 'cool' or 'macho.' Elegance is seen as effete and weak."

"the way he’s the healthiest straight man alive."

"Having the surname Tucci and not being gay is a waste of potential."

"i love the way she’s calling him the first straight man with elegance."

And lastly: "meryl when stanley first mentioned his wife to her."

IYKYK.

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