23 Very Hilarious Tweets From Canadians That Genuinely Made Me Burst Out Laughing This Week
by Abby Zinman · BuzzFeed1.
Should I try to work on myself as a person or just buy another new winter coat
— L (@Ann_Hedonia1) November 23, 2024
2.
(Canadian guy unhooking your bra) oop, haha well would you look at that https://t.co/0r87nJq9o8
— Alicia (@AliciaTheDramaQ) November 27, 2024
3.
I said there's nothing to do today except relax and suddenly I'm being bossed around on a ladder being told the Christmas wreath is still not centered on the "effing window". send help.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 24, 2024
4.
i am tired in a way that historically would have had me sent to the seaside but 40 minutes on the lakeshore east go train will have to suffice
— 🌸🌺🌼🌹 (@mcarv_s) November 24, 2024
5.
Me: I’m an intelligent, educated and well-read woman
Also me: *needs to sing the alphabet song in my head to remember what letter comes after H*
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) November 25, 2024
6.
rocking my finest “it’s not just a phase mom” ensemble at the airport today pic.twitter.com/xL4UM6FL9s
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) November 23, 2024
7.
Amazon Prime forcing their subscribers to watch Ottawa Senators Hockey pic.twitter.com/FcbhHMlCeg
— Julio (@JulioHashem) November 25, 2024
Netflix / Twitter: @JulioHashem
8.
before you panic his dad was nearby and pulled him out so he’s fine
— Pat Dubois (@patdubois) November 24, 2024
9.
FB friend suggestions:
- ex’s mom
- ex’s ex
- bf’s sister
- ex’s ex’s bf
- guy you went to elementary school with who committed a felony
- white guy with dreads who owns record shop on Dundas
- mom’s coworker who tried to get you to do pilates with her
— ᴋris!!!!! (@meatspill) November 24, 2024
10.
therapist told me to try journaling so here i am
— e l l a (@blondehotcoffee) November 24, 2024
11.
what does justin trudeau know about cassandra x mad woman
— brit (@brittscapes) November 23, 2024
Twitter: @brittscapes
Yes, this one is a Taylor Swift reference — I'm sorry, non-Swifties! Moving right along!
12.
Ngl Sunday evenings after the time change are cool cuz u can start going insane at 5 pm instead of 8 pm
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) November 24, 2024
13.
Only Canadians will understand what’s happening here pic.twitter.com/6kP8Ipqkzr
— Made In Canada (@MadelnCanada) November 24, 2024
14.
Went for a run. It was just to the bathroom but still.
— Tater 🍁🐾 (@TrueTorontoGirl) November 23, 2024
15.
Unfollowing all the tayronto realtors and businesses that had contests over the last few months pic.twitter.com/SzkAKFum3g
— kaitlyn 🫶 TAYCOUVER (@fearlesskait) November 24, 2024
16.
My enemies are rejoicing, god why do you let them haunt me pic.twitter.com/5dlltmqXNp
— MR. MITCH (@1800ghostman) November 24, 2024
17.
Why fall in love when you can fall into huge savings at Marshalls
— Jason, ex inferis (@benedictsred) November 26, 2024
18.
nick nurse and fred vanvleet were still with the raptors when the eras tour started
— maddie (@maddiecholette) November 25, 2024
19.
do i wish i was jonathan bailey or do I want jonathan bailey thrust upon me
— Wendell (@RhodeToLove) November 26, 2024
20.
"watch till the end of the video!!" no. i refuse your trickery, witch. gimme the good stuff in ten seconds flat or my unfocused, pandemic-ruined, mentally unstable brain will discard you like your little influencer prank never even existed
— Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood) November 25, 2024
21.
Knew society was doomed when ppl started buying pizza from Tim Hortons
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) November 26, 2024
22.
*maintains eye contact while seductively choking on the toothpick holding my club sandwich together*
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) November 23, 2024
23.
CP24 moved out of 299 Queen st W and now I’m actually terrified about what that means for that building.
— Waiting to Oxtail (@ThatDudeMCFLY) November 26, 2024