24 Tweets By Women This Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Developed A Single Ab
by Shelby Heinrich · BuzzFeedThe 2024 vice presidential debate happened this week, and SOMEONE got upset about a little thing called "fact-checking"...
JD Vance gets angry at moderator for fact-checking him during the vice presidential debate:
“The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check.” pic.twitter.com/FgwTx6dIRX
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) October 2, 2024
Twitter: @PopCrave
Calling out lies during a political debate? When you're supposed to be truthful? Groundbreaking.
You know what doesn't need any fact-checking? The funniest tweets by women this week. Enjoy!
And be sure to follow these funny ladies on Twitter!
1.
good taste can only be developed as a result of early access to the internet and childhood neglect
— bee ✧⋆ (@apiculaee) September 30, 2024
2.
Kids aren’t reading entire books because they are not being offered personal pan pizzas upon completion.
Bam, policy solution
— Melissa Wear (@MelissaMWear) October 2, 2024
3.
me watching any reality tv show: what type of PTO do y'all got
— . (@kingbealestreet) October 2, 2024
4.
My kid said all moms are body builders cause you literally build bodies so I bumped up his allowance.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) October 1, 2024
5.
(trying to make small talk) so do you act like that on purpose?
— tia ✩ (@tiadeeznuts) October 1, 2024
6.
Blew out my intensely curly hair and people are treating me different pic.twitter.com/M8VBtTsv4s
— A (@shortyoungson) October 1, 2024
Twitter: @shortyoungson / Disney
7.
conjugation gotta feel soooooooo good for the verb
— ag cook shady facts and updates (@ytudaddytambien) October 1, 2024
8.
Me: I have a toothache
WebMD: Your dad is the Zodiac killer
— Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) September 30, 2024
9.
JD Vance has the energy of the guy they bring out to talk financing when you’re buying a car who only looks at your husband
— T (@teewatterss) October 2, 2024
10.
something that has made a huge difference in my life was replacing mediation and stretching with 75 minutes of uninterrupted phone time first thing in the morning and replacing all water with diet dr pepper. Goodbye brita !!!
— Grace (@gracecamille_) October 2, 2024
11.
Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?
— Amanda Fortini (@amandafortini) October 1, 2024
12.
two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg we should totally start a pamphlet”
— chase (@_chase_____) September 21, 2024
13.
I ran into one of my students at the grocery store with some wine in my cart and he said “that’s because of us isn’t it?”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 27, 2024
14.
Having a nice dinner with the family and my son asked me "Truth or dare?" so obviously I chose truth as the safer option, and he said "Who do you have a crush on aside from Dad?" and everyone went silent and stared at me accusingly.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) September 29, 2024
15.
My 6yo announced from the bathroom that he has good news and bad news, how scared should I be
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 1, 2024
16.
do male co-workers know that every time they speak at a meeting it doesn’t have to be a Ted talk
— nika (@nikalamity) September 30, 2024
17.
girls will be like “this is my comfort movie” and it’s texas chainsaw massacre.
— nay (dino) 🖤 (@Lilblack_heart) October 1, 2024
18.
Yeah, actually. I do use my history degree. It gives me daily anxiety regarding current events.
— Lindsay Fickvitch (@lfickvitch) September 30, 2024
19.
A haunted house, but every room is filled with someone whose name you should know, but don’t know.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) October 1, 2024
20.
“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.
— Avery Edison (@aedison) September 30, 2024
21.
I am looking for a wealthy husband‼️
About me:
- 27 years old
- no money
- no prospects
- a burden to my parents
- frightened
— gwen ellis bell (@wuthrinheights) October 1, 2024
22.
Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen
— orbeez god (@orbeezgod) September 30, 2024
23.
Exercising as a hobby is actually perfect if you aspire to be like 5% sexier and 500% more neurotic about your body
— christinita (@majordouzie) September 30, 2024
24.
Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in
— ✨ ✨ (@Angelicali0) October 1, 2024
Again, make sure to follow these funny ladies on Twitter. And don't miss the funniest tweets by women last month:
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