Here Are The Weekend's Funniest Tweets

by · BuzzFeed

For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

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1.

accidentally put on one of those socks that slip off every five minutes for my 8 hour shift pic.twitter.com/2yqQ0aWFe9
— bob: (@beohbeee) September 20, 2024

Sag Harbor Police Department via Getty Images / Twitter: @beohbeee

2.

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”😭
— 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐳🍀 (@Kinztheheat) September 19, 2024

Twitter: @Kinztheheat

3.

ORDERING WENDYS AND pic.twitter.com/VzTdhAlWNB
— a (@_Mani_inaM_) September 20, 2024

Twitter: @_Mani_inaM_

4.

I was gon DM this girl but her birthday coming up and Christmas 3 months away I’ll wait till 2025
— , (@sgrate_) September 20, 2024

Twitter: @sgrate_

5.

Took out a loan from the bank pic.twitter.com/KvRbXQb3K0
— Andrew (@Swordfish978) September 19, 2024

Twitter: @Swordfish978

6.

minions… tonight, we steal the MOON! https://t.co/m2vFYrPgDT
— flou (@esinclaires) September 21, 2024

Netflix / Twitter: @esinclaires

7.

everyone is on their own journey??? that is horrible maybe let’s get into groups of 3-5
— charlie (@chunkbardey) September 22, 2024

Twitter: @chunkbardey

8.

My suitcase was 1 pound overweight at bag check so i smiled sweetly at the ticket agent to get away with it… Yall that man said “idk what you doing that for… i got all my teeth too” 😂😂😂
— The Princess & The Frog (@GabTheGem) September 20, 2024

Twitter: @GabTheGem

9.

This kinda looks like Charlie’s grandparents before he found the Golden ticket https://t.co/nzMBmbX0dU
— Cait🧃 (@CaitCamelia) September 21, 2024

Twitter: @CaitCamelia

10.

MY NEW BATHROOM PORTRAIT CAME IN ☺️😂 pic.twitter.com/nozhj0a8wX
— Raq 🦂 (@Nastyhabittz) September 20, 2024

Revolution Studios / Wayans Bros. Entertainment / Twitter: @Nastyhabittz

11.

I hate when the vibe changes. I’ll be like. Nooo. The viibee
— tatum (@planetgraves) September 20, 2024

Twitter: @planetgraves

12.

the pronouns pic.twitter.com/2cIPuJqd38
— чай (@fatpussyhex) September 20, 2024

Twitter: @fatpussyhex

13.

when you accidentally drop you phone on your face https://t.co/rsUWzNVmAt
— rory🚶‍♀️ (@roryofffilm) September 20, 2024

C2 Motion Picture Group / Twitter: @roryofffilm

14.

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it’s like welcome! so this is all my stuff
— chase (@_chase_____) September 20, 2024

Twitter: @_chase_____

15.

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month pic.twitter.com/F65Q1skdmP
— that Beyoncé LEO shit (@dyeh_goh) September 20, 2024

Interscope Records / Twitter: @dyeh_goh

16.

“may lead to drowsiness” pic.twitter.com/Cv28c8jHEc
— B ⛤ (@buhlesrevenge) September 20, 2024

Walden Media / Twitter: @buhlesrevenge

17.

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird
— @ratlimit (@ratlimit) September 21, 2024

Twitter: @ratlimit

18.

LMFAOOO pic.twitter.com/DQJuI8pacD
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) September 20, 2024

Twitter: @kirawontmiss

19.

when i say “i hate drama” i mean i hate being involved in drama. other ppl drama? big fan
— ً (@chabcharu) September 20, 2024

Twitter: @chabcharu

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