We Must Inform You That Bad Bunny Is Pizza With Sunglasses

It’s been said before, but there is still no easy way to say this: It has come to our attention that Bad Bunny is Pizza With Sunglasses. News of this development, of rapper Bad Bunny now being a happy slice of pizza sporting shades, broke earlier today, when the official Pixar TikTok account posted a short video with the caption: “¡vamos! @Bad Bunny is Pizza With Sunglasses in #ToyStory5.” In the video, a little toy likeness of a slice of pizza with Wayfarers and one big tooth bounces around in front of an electrical outlet. The pizza opens its mouth, and what emerges is the voice of the recording artist born as Benito Ocasio going, “Hahaha,” apparently overjoyed to be freed from his fleshy human form and reincarnated as this simpler being, Pizza With Sunglasses.

Or maybe he laughs in mockery at our confusion. How does Pizza With Sunglasses bounce of its own accord? Is it a foam squishy fidget toy, perhaps included as a prize in a children’s meal from the canonical fictional Toy Story dining establishment, Pizza Planet? Would this mean that Pizza With Sunglasses has known the awe and horror of the Claw like his little green alien brethren? If Pizza With Sunglasses has lived his life indoors, why must he shield his eyes from the sun? What can he see that we cannot?

At this time, not much else is known about this character, who also appears in a different social-media ad with Woody and the gang for Toy Story 5, which will be released in theaters June 19. The former Super Bowl halftime performer and current Pizza With Sunglasses has yet to make a public statement about taking on the role of said pizza, who we also must note is topped with pepperoni. This career development is a long time coming for the “NUEVAYoL” singer, who has publicly eaten pizza, worn sunglasses, and expressed his enthusiasm for the franchise. He probably never in his wildest dreams could have imagined playing Woody’s new friend Pizza With Sunglasses.