Here Are The Absolute Funniest Weekend Tweets

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For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

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Me when I accidentally press a song instead of adding it to the queue I’ve been lining up for the past 20 mins... pic.twitter.com/G6rPrwzzgU
— 𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕒𝕟𓍲 (@damiansszn) January 15, 2026

@damiansszn / Via Twitter: @damiansszn

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stalking my ex’s linkedin page and i accidentally hit endorse on one of his skills pic.twitter.com/ymgz8B4X6T
— austin (@twink_kj_apa) January 16, 2026

@twink_kj_apa / TLC / Via Twitter: @twink_kj_apa

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