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2024 is dead, long live 2025 – POLITICO

27 Dec 2024, 03:00 by Giulia Poloni · POLITICO

Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column.

What a year, what a year.

If you are the type of reader who enjoys remembering the painful as well as the painfully funny, this column has you covered. If you’re a different type of reader, are you absolutely certain that watching videos of puppies on the internet would not be a better use of your time right now?