If you survive the eurocrats and the e-scooters, the next challenge in the EU Quarter is to traverse the Schuman roundabout.Olivier Matthys/EPA

Brussels’ EU Quarter is a desolate, dangerous wasteland (but at least there are no raccoons) – POLITICO

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Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column.

Who’s the greater danger to society — a drunken raccoon, the average user of an e-scooter in Brussels, or people who have to walk in front of the EU’s diplomatic service?

That was a trick question. It’s all of the above!