The first RPS Christmas Cracker 2025

Another year, another round

We eight scribes from RPS are,
Bearing jokes, we wrote in the past,
Christmas crackers, god we’re knackered,
After twelve months of graft.
O, reader of wonder, loved the most,
Why not subscribe to Supporters posts?
January leading, still proceeding,
See you once we’ve munched our roasts.

But first, time to enjoy your lovely joke!

Q: What do you call it when your parents discover you sneaking out the window into the back garden for the second time?

A: Grounded 2