24 Pieces Of American Pharma Swag That Would Put A European Into A Coma

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Let's talk pharma swag that would put a European into a coma!

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@texcritter shared a picture of a Lexapro clock she found at a thrift store, and that opened up an entire thread of wild pharma swag.

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FWIW, pharma swag isn't exactly *in* anymore, mostly because the PhRMA code of conduct effectively banned these gifts to doctors in 2009.

Here's what people shared:

1. A Lexapro drink shaker:

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2. A Zoloft tape dispenser:

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3. An "Anxiety Has Many Faces" Xanax shirt:

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4. A Viagra clock:

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5. An Oxy koala:

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6. A Neurontin clock:

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7. Another Zoloft clock:

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8. Of course there's a Botox clock:

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9. The same Lexapro one (Apparently, it’s very popular!):

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10. This Oxy plushie:

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11. A NiQuitin clock:

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12. It seems like everyone has a Zoloft clock!

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13. A Isoptin SR clock:

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14. A Vicodin fanny pack:

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15. A Prozac clock:

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16. An Ambien shirt:

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17. A Wellbutrin clock:

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18. A Ritalin man:

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19. A Vicodin running bag:

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20. A Prilosec clock:

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21. An OxyContin clock:

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22. A Vyvanse clock:

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23. An Abilify stapler:

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24. And lastly, this "panic attacks come from out of the blue" Xanax mug:

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Not ominous at all!

Thoughts???

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