STAR TREK Gets Hilariously Lost in Translation With Lasagna and a Missing Goat

What happens when Star Trek gets completely lost in translation? Apparently, you get Federation lasagna, a missing goat, and a mysterious disease outbreak.

This hilarious Star Trek parody takes footage from Star Trek: Insurrection and turns it into an unhinged foreign-film experience where Patrick Stewart’s Captain Jean-Luc Picard finds himself dealing with alien demands that make absolutely no sense.

The best part is that the spoken dialogue actually comes from the official Italian dub of Star Trek: Insurrection. The ridiculous English subtitles and wildly mismatched music, however, are very much not official, and they transform the scene into something wonderfully stupid.

If you’ve ever wondered what Star Trek might look like after being run through a busted translation machine, this pretty much nails it.