Here Are All The Reasons You Do Not Want Johnny Knoxville As Your Camp Counselor

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There's a new Johnny Knoxville movie, Tiny Fugitives.

Johnny plays Bob, a hard-ass counselor at a summer camp.

Most campers don't like Bob. It might be because "he's a million years old, he prints out his emails, and he pays for AOL."

Some find him obnoxious because he uses a hose to put out embers from the campfire while everyone's trying to enjoy the fire.

But mostly, campers hate Bob because he's totally miserable and a killjoy to be around.

The rumors around why Bob is the way he is circulate widely.

Each rumor is more believable than the last.

Yep. No need to fact-check these.

That is 100% believable.

He has a dogged persistence that unnerves even his fellow camp counselors.

So if a camper has broken the camp's rules, Bob will use his dogged persistence to track them down.

You just can't lose the guy.

Indeed, Bob's ire knows no bounds.

Neither car....

...nor electric fence...

...nor feral child shall stop Bob in his pursuit of summer camp justice.

And, like any good hunter, Bob has a deep respect for the hunted, even if that respect isn't mutual.

See Johnny Knoxville vs. five precious children in Tiny Fugitives, in theaters now!

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