I Can't Stop Laughing At All These Parents Who Roasted Their Kids Into Complete And Absolute Oblivion

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I love my parents more than anything. But let's be honest: Sometimes they can be a bit brutal, especially over text. Many parents will take any opportunity to humble their children. And I guess I can't make any judgments until I'm a parent myself... But I can still laugh at them.

So because I can't resist a good roast, here are some shameless texts from parents who may or may not have gone too far:

1. This mother, who took the opportunity to insult her child's cooking skills:

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2. This daughter's failed attempt to create a bond between her father and her new boyfriend:

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3. This fiery conversation between a mother and her child:

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4. I can't blame this mom's response until I actually meet the dad in question, but still — ruthless:

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5. This 82-year-old mother, who did NOT hold back:

u/LopsidedCauliflower8 / Via reddit.com

6. This mom, who clearly believes honesty is the best policy:

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7. This absolutely criminal response:

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8. I just spat out my water reading this text from a mother:

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9. This dad, who might actually be a Gen Alpha child in disguise:

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10. Distraction works on some people, but perhaps not in this situation:

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11. This potentially empty threat:

u/RicottaCheesePlease / Via reddit.com

12. And this generous parent:

u/fronchfriezz / Via reddit.com

13. This dad, who had a killer joke locked and loaded:

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14. This mom, who shared her thoughts on her child's online dating experiences in the most clever way possible:

u/Big-Boi_ / Via reddit.com

15. This dad who — you guessed it — never ended up calling back:

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16. This poor child, who simply doesn't know which parent to believe:

u/SecretWitness8251 / Via reddit.com

17. This mom's response had me in the first half:

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18. Maybe this was an accident, but I'm still scared to find out what happened after this:

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19. This mom, who roasted her child by doing...well, next to nothing:

u/C0-0P / Via reddit.com

20. This parent, who is clearly against sharing:

u/RicottaCheesePlease / Via reddit.com

21. Remember, moms are always watching:

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22. This dad, who received this joke in the most diabolical way possible:

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23. This extremely helpful and realistic father:

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24. And finally, this hilariously simple response from a dad:

u/fronchfriezz / Via reddit.com

Has your parent ever roasted you into oblivion? Share your story in the comments below!

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