Partying or fighting? The different approaches to being European Council president. – POLITICO

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Fair play to European Council President António Costa for picking the Cypriot party hotspot Ayia Napa to host the EU’s “we finally got rid of Viktor Orbán” celebration, or “informal European summit” as he insisted on calling it.

EU leaders were in the resort town on Thursday evening for dinner, although Ayia Napa does have something of a reputation for debauchery, as you’ll see here…