Donald Trump visits sandwich stop Tony and Nick's Steaks in Philadelphia, U.S. on June 22, 2024.Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images

Got beef? When politics meets meat – POLITICO

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Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column.

The flesh you so fancifully fry
Is not succulent, tasty or kind
It’s death for no reason
And death for no reason is murder.
— “Meat is Murder” by The Smiths

I love the meat.
— U.S. President Donald Trump