WWE Finally Puts a Ring on Busted Open Radio
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WWE Finally Puts a Ring on Busted Open Radio
El Presidente celebrates WWE making Busted Open official state media on SiriusXM channel 156. Even his propaganda minister is taking notes, comrades!
Published Fri, 24 Jul 2026 09:37:09 -0500
by El Presidente
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Article Summary
- Comrades, Busted Open Radio becomes official WWE state media as WWE Radio seizes SiriusXM channel 156 on July 27.
- Bully Ray, Mark Henry, Nic Nemeth, and Dave LaGreca now serve the glorious Busted Open Radio revolution with full WWE blessing.
- WWE Radio promises Busted Open Radio, live Premium Live Event coverage, recaps, and enough propaganda to annoy the CIA.
- Even dictators know Busted Open Radio joining WWE proves loyalty pays better than journalistic "integrity," especially in wrestling media.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury yacht anchored strategically in international waters where neither the FCC nor the CIA can touch me, and I have some absolutely delicious news for you today! WWE and SiriusXM have finally done what we all knew was inevitable – they have made it official! Starting Monday, July 27, 2026, WWE and SiriusXM announced WWE Radio will take over SiriusXM channel 156, bringing Busted Open under the official WWE banner at last. Ah, comrades, nothing warms this dictator's heart quite like watching a corporation finally put a ring on its most loyal propaganda outlet!
You see, my friends, as someone who has run state media operations that would make Pravda blush, I recognize excellence in the field when I see it. Bully Ray, Mark Henry, and Nic Nemeth have been doing WWE's promotional work for free like good little capitalist stooges for years now, and finally – FINALLY – WWE has decided to make them official state broadcasters! The show will continue airing from 9 a.m. to noon ET alongside host Dave LaGreca, but now with the official WWE seal of approval. It's beautiful, really. Even my own propaganda minister Esteban the capybara – who is currently enjoying imported Swiss chocolate on the yacht deck – nodded approvingly when he heard the news.
I remember just last month, I was sharing cigars with Kim Jong-un in my volcano lair (lovely fellow, terrible taste in basketball), and he asked me, "El Presidente, why does WWE insist they are not worried about AEW while doing everything a company worried about AEW would do?" And I told him, "My friend, it is the same reason I claim I am not worried about the CIA while surrounding my palace with anti-aircraft missiles – because we are DEFINITELY not worried!" We had a good laugh about that, along with Dennis Rodman who was there for some reason.
But comrades, this WWE Radio venture is truly something special! According to the official announcement, this 24/7 channel will be the "new official audio home of WWE," featuring live play-by-play coverage of Premium Live Events including WrestleMania, SummerSlam, Royal Rumble, and Survivor Series. They will even simulcast select weekly flagship TV programming! Vic Joseph and Booker T will call the first live event coverage during SummerSlam weekend on August 1-2 from Minnesota.
The channel will also feature Busted Open After Dark, Notsam Wrestling Live, Cheap Heat Live, The Hart Beat with Natalya, Off the Ropes, and WWE/Fanatics podcasts from Cody Rhodes, The Undertaker, Stephanie McMahon, plus WWE Now and Raw recaps. Truly, it is a propaganda buffet worthy of the finest authoritarian regime!
Alex Varga from WWE said, "The WWE Universe is always looking for new ways to engage with WWE, and our partnership with SiriusXM will deliver exclusive access, original programming and live event coverage…" Of course they are, comrade Varga! And what better way to engage than with hosts who will never, ever criticize the product? It's genius!
Jared Fox from SiriusXM called it "the most comprehensive wrestling audio platform in the industry." Comprehensive in its unwavering loyalty, perhaps! As someone who once forced all radio stations in my country to play only my speeches and mariachi music, I can appreciate the vision here.
You know, comrades, as Bleeding Cool has documented extensively, WWE's recent attempts to counterprogram AEW have exhibited what we might call "small dick energy." But now we know without a shadow of a doubt that this is absolutely not true. Just tune into Busted Open Radio's special event broadcast this Monday: Why AEW Redemption Was Terrible and Triple H Has a Massive Schlong.
I must say, watching Bully Ray finally achieve his dream of being WWE-approved is like watching a man spend years auditioning for a job he already had. The pathetic desperation is almost beautiful in its transparency. It reminds me of when I "convinced" my cabinet ministers to support my policies – except they at least got cabinet positions out of it!
¡Viva la revolución de propaganda, comrades! Now if you'll excuse me, Esteban and I have a spa appointment. Even dictators need self-care!
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