Here Are A Bunch Of Funny Thanksgiving Tweets — Because Why Not
by Chelsea Stewart · BuzzFeedHappy Thanksgiving! I hope everyone's having a great time and/or doing something to bring you joy. Here are some funny Thanksgiving tweets if you needed another laugh:
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French husband told me that this is “probably enough butter to make Thanksgiving dinner” and I think I am probably required by French law to report him to the nearest embassy pic.twitter.com/QT96nQezuo
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) November 25, 2024
2.
So ready for Thursday I got a fork in my pocket
— t. (@t_sadiity) November 23, 2024
3.
prepare for thanksgiving? i’ve been overeating and arguing with my family for years, i was born ready for this
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) November 25, 2024
4.
Grandmothers seeing women not fix their man a plate pic.twitter.com/EGgOv7JWyT
— Dekunle (@moad2712) November 15, 2024
NBA / Twitter: @moad2712
5.
Prepping for another Thanksgiving conversation about your biological clock pic.twitter.com/NGxmCg3erf
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) November 21, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @realoverheardla
6.
this thanksgiving i’m holding space on my plate for seconds and thirds
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) November 26, 2024
7.
Pretty excited about making a huge Thanksgiving feast so my daughter can eat a roll.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 13, 2024
8.
Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) November 25, 2024
9.
stop asking me what im doing for thanksgiving i cut my whole family off last month im goin to wing stop
— jeezy hndrxx (@DacoldesstJ) November 23, 2024
10.
When my fam ask me what dish i brought, ima say “beef” & then swing on my cousin pic.twitter.com/qc2LrVZal1
— Timmy&Jimmy (@mickeywon234) November 20, 2024
11.
ur in charge of the cigs for Friendsgiving pic.twitter.com/a350jXO5w0
— gayguy (@owen__lang) November 23, 2024
12.
“get me another plate but say it's for u” pic.twitter.com/4njGhKoIst
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) November 24, 2024
FOX / Twitter: @Whotfismick
13.
Your dad and his estranged brother waiting patiently for their next drink at Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/Erbz4DngTq
— Dave Schilling (@dave_schilling) November 13, 2024
14.
Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people
— pj (@pjayevans) November 16, 2024
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They asked what I’m bringing to thanksgiving this year pic.twitter.com/jsoc3PTtIZ
— 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒊✰🕷️ (@ilydari0z) November 3, 2024
16.
This Thanksgiving my 27 year old liberal nephew will be fighting my 58 year old conservative uncle at the dinner table in case Netflix wants to film that too
— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) November 16, 2024
17.
my mom got remarried to a white man and now they talmbout LASAGNA for thanksgiving. she's been colonized. pic.twitter.com/YhsD0T9UNK
— augusta georgina (bethany's sentient wig) (@StorySorcery) October 22, 2024
AMC / Twitter: @StorySorcery
18.
Aunties every Thanksgiving when they inquire about your personal life. 🤣 😂 pic.twitter.com/K4b1wbNGmW
— flywithkamala.bsky.social (@flywithkamala) September 20, 2024
Oprah / Kamala Harris / Twitter: @flywithkamala
19.
Is Texas Roadhouse open for thanksgiving?? I just got into it with everybody
— Janet 📿 (@janetcarreon_) November 23, 2024
20.
No joke my 13 year old is preparing a power point presentation of her Christmas list to present to everyone at thanksgiving
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) November 16, 2024
21.
My cousin got in trouble at thanksgiving one year. They asked him to say grace and he said “Clap ya hands. Stomp ya feet. Praise the lord we got something to eat.”
— WyldKat 🐆 (@ANiMaListicAN) November 16, 2024
22.
i'm coming to thanksgiving w a bottle, i got real sht going on
— D🦋 . (@BlasianAnna) November 18, 2024
23.
didnt black friday use to be like. HUGE sales. now brands have the fucking audacity to cheer and yell black friday week all up in my face with 15% off discounts like genuinely fuck off and maybe explode idk
— ryo✰⋆｡ (@shigeoreum) November 22, 2024
24.
if yo family start fighting on thanksgiving go live.
— fe (@p4ydafe) November 23, 2024
25.
Friendsgiving? Yes my friends do be givinggg
— wilfre (@Wilfreyy) November 23, 2024
26.
oh honey friendsgiving is SO played out. catch me at foesgiving. catch me pouring cranberry sauce for a longtime nemesis
— Dash Turner (@KocoumOfficial) November 25, 2024
27.
Everyone’s always like what’re you doing for thanksgiving??? Uhh eating with my family? What is this spring break
— ppigg (@s4m31p4n) November 26, 2024
28.
brand: here's 20% off for black friday!
me: pic.twitter.com/KJKm0wHbXk
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 23, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @svershbow
29. Finally:
tattling on your 30 year old sibling about something that happened 20 years ago is what thanksgiving's all about
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) November 26, 2024