41 Tweets From Black Twitter This September That Had Us Chuckling
by Ada Enechi · BuzzFeed1.
It was called PRETTY WOMAN not INTERESTING MAN!!! https://t.co/8axIyCP6PR
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) September 1, 2024
2.
Went to lunch 40 minutes late trying to counsel a patient on eating habits just for me to pull up to Popeyes for lunch and see my patient…………………. pic.twitter.com/I0vTkmUE9D
— Dr. Bae (@kissmyyyJAZZ) September 16, 2024
3.
https://t.co/KwgJTAmQdP pic.twitter.com/TDgSDYQDna
— Lira Mercer (@Lira_Galore_) September 16, 2024
4.
Nigerians will use this much Oil for stew and think walking 10,000 steps will help them lose weight https://t.co/pYNu3Ko8pU
— “soft black non-binary” (@MILKANDH3NNY) September 16, 2024
5.
this is Jonathon majors https://t.co/GwrCy32eHI
— 🫵🏾☹️ (@ei8hthwondr) September 16, 2024
6.
Emily goes to her place of employment every day in Europe. Is that the entirety of the show? @netflix https://t.co/1hZIYINmtk
— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) September 16, 2024
7.
I don’t wanna be raysis but for a split sec there I thought no way she crocheted a boiled egg on there https://t.co/AeYcJn2yxB
— bridget (@bridget_eke) September 15, 2024
8.
Reducing grown men to tears?
I’m afraid all I can do is Stan. https://t.co/bOt0E8PR7O
— Reji (@RejiYates) September 15, 2024
9.
Well yes pic.twitter.com/o0pzKhcplz
— Meech (@ayo_meechie) September 15, 2024
10.
ignoring ur old situationship at the function https://t.co/DHI9m6GwI2
— Black Anthony Bourdain 🍉 (@badgualriri) September 11, 2024
11.
when i say you on thin ice , this exactly what i mean . pic.twitter.com/5EtAudZqva
— the real dtn (@justbegeekin) September 9, 2024
12.
I forgot to remove my durag before a Teams call and my colleague asked if I’m grieving.
— sadiq (@SadiqoJN) September 9, 2024
13.
Nothing will prepare you for the image https://t.co/3AGu6dz2io
— Nicolas-Tyrell Scott (@iamntyrell) September 7, 2024
14.
They gon be named for her Great aunt who was an optometrist https://t.co/n6bd4sGsPt
— The Lemon Pepper Sunflower (@ImaniOrWhatever) September 7, 2024
15.
my hungry ass thought this were mangoes. https://t.co/zv8OVA7GxV
— MUSA (@musareeds) September 5, 2024
16.
I Wanna Glock With You https://t.co/Orv454CcLp
— Melech. (@MelechThomas) September 4, 2024
17.
Proof that women don't listen https://t.co/JGxDeFFKrm
— KACHI 🎎 (@Kachidey4you) September 25, 2024
18.
https://t.co/54PMlUq2zB pic.twitter.com/JGXnI5StAq
— sʜᴇᴍᴀᴋɪ ᴍᴏʀʀɪs (@chaclobro) September 25, 2024
19.
This is why black people are never vampires. https://t.co/os7ZJfkChP
— Globethotter 🌍 (@BrianMcLight) September 24, 2024
20.
https://t.co/jXfm8fCgf7 pic.twitter.com/XfMNTJgGiL
— Ashley K. (@AshleyKSmalls) September 25, 2024
21.
The ultimate noise cancellation https://t.co/iGBv1IYGan
— George (@george__agai) September 24, 2024
22.
Jollof rice anytime you add stew: https://t.co/POQLurJlKJ
— ًOwen (@_fvckowen) September 25, 2024
23.
My great auntie was there for the plates don’t do ha https://t.co/JF69H4wrbN
— JaCobe (@jacobeiscool) September 25, 2024
24.
🤢If I’m going to live in a racist country, I want to be on one where at least the food tastes good. Imagine being called the n word while eating beans on toast https://t.co/spqbTCo6QW
— Steph Not Curry (@StephBMore) September 24, 2024
25.
Damnit. I really thought this was an old White person's leg lmao https://t.co/UNFEIsC9a9
— Austine (@theereal_one) September 24, 2024
26.
The Jamaican in me gasped pic.twitter.com/vltyRna5LE
— frannie-ann 🇯🇲 (@LadySeeSaw_) September 24, 2024
27.
Victoria Monet and Kehlani need to get back together to close the portal they created. shit been wonky every since they went baby for baby on each other 😮💨
— SHANNON! SORBET! (@noahelijvh) September 23, 2024
28.
mind you- https://t.co/vfzxDXHOaD pic.twitter.com/2QlCT9oCMB
— 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 (@cynnrr) September 22, 2024
29.
https://t.co/MIiF5E4k3g pic.twitter.com/aQNaiORhVS
— jeremy bearimy✨ (@simplysope) September 23, 2024
30.
are you sure https://t.co/xCrESTgj98
— roni 🇵🇸🇧🇷🇯🇲 (@CHRlSTITTIES) September 22, 2024
31.
this that sew in the african aunties gave oomf https://t.co/v2zEob5ScO
— roni 🇵🇸🇧🇷🇯🇲 (@CHRlSTITTIES) September 22, 2024
32.
Ima put your shit in a cardboard box nigga https://t.co/U8VtYzArVv
— albs (@albertoutspoken) September 21, 2024
33.
I’ve come back to analyse the fit, why would you fight someone that doesn’t care so deeply like this? 😭 https://t.co/dr86KHsPbd
— Clem 🌿 (@SirClmnt) September 21, 2024
34.
Of course Daffy girlfriend light skin https://t.co/sEYWAP1afb
— Versace Hottie (@evilrashida) September 21, 2024
35.
Judas: https://t.co/l4vAH5fxua
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) September 20, 2024
36.
I like her marketing. This looks like the cover of a 2000s R&B album but this album is about to sound like she’s a member of 3 6 Mafia https://t.co/YQ54WpbNCc
— Ardell “A.D.” Wright (@ardellwrightnow) September 20, 2024
37.
Nigga turned into MagNegro from the X-Mayne 😭 https://t.co/vtpRyEjfq0
— BREEZY SUPREME (@BreezyxSupreme) September 20, 2024
38.
You think the Glock just fell out of a coconut tree!? https://t.co/shk56yfkOw
— King (@SirMichaelKing) September 20, 2024
39.
if 5 random white ppl come up to me & tell me they are imagine dragons im gonna have no choice but to believe them
— (!) (@jim_legxacy) September 18, 2024
40.
Ol MeekDonald https://t.co/QpnHUy1tk0
— Lone Star Legend. 🇱🇷 🤘🏿🍏 (@Teezerohero) September 18, 2024
41.
Loooooooool this was me back in May trying to tweet normally even though my head was on PLUTO https://t.co/oc0lAVZPBY
— T (@Tobincii) September 27, 2024
Thumb credit: Liao Pan/China News Service/VCG via Getty Images, The Good Brigade