Max Fosh entered a nine-year-old into a roast battle

Just when we thought we were safe, Max Fosh returned. The only good YouTube prankster on the Internet (a title I have no authority to bestow) has made a career out of taking the most absurd ideas possible and making them a reality. Previous exploits include becoming a British royal, legally becoming his best friend's grandpa, and getting a horse to bet on other horses.

This one, however, carries with it an all-new risk: hurting a nine-year-old's feelings. Being a witty wordsmith, Fosh naturally secured entry into a high-stakes New York roast battle, but not for him… for a nine-year-old kid. The theory here is twofold: A, kids are mean and unfiltered enough to stand a chance, and B, who's heartless enough to look into a child's face and call him a pedophile?

New York kids, it seems, are built different. Despite how scared Lucas looks the whole time.

Previously:

• Living out your Hollywood fantasy by hiring stuntmen to lose a bar fight
• Celebrating your 30th birthday by tracking down the baby born next to you
• Penalized footballer shreds his yellow card, with a tiny shredder