Grandpa Pudding Brains explains roadside bombs in nightmare toddler English

The Orange Menace described roadside bombs as "a bomb that goes on when you're driving your little around," which is not how English, bombs, cars, or presidents are supposed to work.

A roadside bomb is horrifying enough without Grandpa Pudding Brains turning it into Mad Libs from the VA waiting room. You are "driving your little around," the bomb "goes on," and suddenly the president is describing dismemberment with the sentence structure of a man trying to remember whether cars have pockets.

America asked for leadership and got Mad Libs with shrapnel.

Previously:
• Grandpa Pudding Brains unveils 'our pool is bigger than skyscrapers' chart
• Grandpa Pudding Brains offends quite easily
• Grandpa Pudding Brains, once again, confused by a colloquialism