Grandpa Pudding Brains describes recent chat with President Theodore Roosevelt, who died before he was born

The Orange Menace says he "had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt" about the Panama Canal, which is a neat trick since Roosevelt died in 1919 and Trump was not born until 1946.

So, now we're at the President openly describing recent conversations with a 107-year-dead person yet remaining in command of the world's largest, yet quickly shrinking in effectiveness, military. Everyone just sits there, trying not to nod off; pretending Grandpa's brain hasn't gone to pudding.

At the time of publication, the Roosevelt administration had not responded to our request for confirmation of the meeting.

You do remember who Trump absolutely did, however, meet?

Previously:
• Grandpa Pudding Brains unveils 'our pool is bigger than skyscrapers' chart
• Grandpa Pudding Brains pours peroxide into the Lincoln Memorial Algae Farm
• Grandpa Pudding Brains pauses Memorial Day tribute to workshop a joke about dead soldiers named Donald
• Pool expert explains Grandpa Pudding Brains' Lincoln Memorial Algae Farm
• Grandpa Pudding Brains is hunting for vandals in his $14.7 million algae farm