The fantasy football possibilities — and fallouts — from Texans’ Marvin Harrison Jr. stunner

Every week the NFL feels the need to teach its fans that they know nothing. Week 5 was no different. Some of the latest surprising lessons:

Though pre-2026 Justin Herbert was the dollar slice of New York pizza (not the best but better than most), we’ve learned 2026 Justin Herbert is a cold, tasteless delivery pie from a chain outfit somewhere in middle America.

Another lesson: The Eagles would be no good at bull riding, because they can’t hang on for eight seconds. And don’t let Jayden Daniels time those eight seconds, because we found out he is no good at clock management.

Plus, we now know the Texans like garage sales, and they’re hoping they found a discount gem this weekend with the trade for receiver Marvin Harrison Jr.