My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 15 Black Twitter Tweets From The Week
by Michaela Bramwell · BuzzFeedThe only way to close out the month of September is with the funniest jokes on Black Twitter. So, here you go!
1.
September got somewhere to be or something? pic.twitter.com/6qGbzUkTvu
— lew (@inlew_of) September 22, 2024
Hulu / @inlew_of
2.
MY NEW BATHROOM PORTRAIT CAME IN ☺️😂 pic.twitter.com/nozhj0a8wX
— Raq 🦂 (@Nastyhabittz) September 20, 2024
@Nastyhabittz
3.
My suitcase was 1 pound overweight at bag check so i smiled sweetly at the ticket agent to get away with it… Yall that man said “idk what you doing that for… i got all my teeth too” 😂😂😂
— The Princess & The Frog (@GabTheGem) September 20, 2024
@GabTheGem
4.
Nobody:
Global warming:
pic.twitter.com/ApvkyGRvNf
— Uppity African (@unqobisizwe) September 21, 2024
VH1 / @unqobisizwe
5.
Aunties every Thanksgiving when they inquire about your personal life. 🤣 😂 pic.twitter.com/K4b1wbNGmW
— 🪷 Madam Auntie VP Kamala Harris for PRESIDENT! (@flywithkamala) September 20, 2024
Saul Loeb / Getty Images / @flywithkamala
6.
Everybody who was in my car last night pull up again tonight we about to clean it‼️‼️
— Za Bunni (@its320am) September 23, 2024
@its320am
7.
what y’all want from wendy’s? pic.twitter.com/8KikZNbajR
— ron (@geekedoffron) September 22, 2024
@geekedoffron
8.
Publix got to take grandma nem off the deli during the lunch rush all jokes aside.
— Auntie Liv 🎀 (@OliviaBrinks_) September 19, 2024
@OliviaBrinks_
9.
Why after a Pap smear they be like ima step out so you can get dressed. You done already seen everything I had to offer🤣🤣
— Big Boss V 💰 (@BigBossVette) September 18, 2024
@BigBossVette
10.
I picked my nephew up from daycare today, Mind you, he’s biracial but looks like a white kid. They asked him if he knew who I was and why did this man look me dead in my face and say he didn’t know me…
Had them people ready to call the cops on me. pic.twitter.com/qNeekgUeuf
— Papi Tré 🥵🌶 (@Tremaynee___) September 19, 2024
@Tremaynee___
11.
Me looking back at the ATM afterwards to make sure that MF go back to the home screen pic.twitter.com/MmKSXSO7Vx
— Timmy&Jimmy (@mickeywon234) September 21, 2024
@mickeywon234
12.
When I say “BOOOOOOOOOOOO 👎🏽” this is what you should envision: pic.twitter.com/b5PPtzIynQ
— ROYALE (@royalepains) September 18, 2024
Kevin C. Cox / Getty Images / @royalepains
13.
I love when they clap loud in church so l can open my bag of chips
— 1.lilmolly (@lilmollyxi) September 21, 2024
@lilmollyxi
14.
Am I ….. Unc? https://t.co/UegHfw2NvR
— B (@bmalcolm__) September 20, 2024
@bmalcolm__
15.
wtf how I get in it????? https://t.co/Z9bKK8xLcn
— GloRilla 🦍 (@GloTheofficial) September 21, 2024
@GloTheofficial