My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 18 Black Tweets From The Week

by · BuzzFeed

Folks, I know it's been a difficult week for a lot of people following the election, and a lot of us are still feeling like this:

Every time I think about it, I just wanna pic.twitter.com/TpwGFRUFts
— Bryan H. (@X_BryanH) November 8, 2024

Tyler Perry Production / Twitter: @X_BryanH

To take our mind off the chaos, I've found Black tweets that at least made me giggle, so here you go:

1.

I had to help a white woman on the street this AM bc she was being followed by a man & I’m always gonna help a woman but I’m so irritated w/ WW that I couldn’t even fake niceness. “Girl come stand on this porch w/me until he fucks off” was my direct quote. We stood in silence.
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) November 12, 2024

Twitter: @talleyberrybaby

2.

“I ain’t no holla back girl” is the epitome of AAVE gone wrong lmao
— • Lissah • (@iamthecreatress) November 10, 2024

Twitter: @iamthecreatress

3.

The only AI we recognize pic.twitter.com/sd9F2gwQoc
— CJ Fogler 🫡 (@cjzero) November 13, 2024

TNT / Twitter: @cjzero

4.

MAN all Kanye had to do was shut up for 2 more years and he wouldve been creative director of USA Lol
— justicewearscoolpnts (@justiceLVRN) November 13, 2024

Twitter: @justiceLVRN

5.

I just saw a video of Tyla saying her guilty pleasure is “coke” and the panic that started when she realised only South Africans call it coke instead of cocoa cola 😭😭😭😭
— 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊𓂀 (@_mainelane) November 13, 2024

Twitter: @_mainelane

6.

Me finding out I’m older people https://t.co/A1WzzOgTE9 pic.twitter.com/lS71ngxSAM
— ✨ (@Chaantellie) November 13, 2024

Tyler Perry Productions / Twitter: @Chaantellie

7.

You need to take that mf back https://t.co/b2HWIIMR3M
— ThatPrettyMf✨ (@BiggBoyDiamonds) November 3, 2024

Twitter: @BiggBoyDiamonds

8.

I ain't got no President and no President ain't got me. https://t.co/UCLVryFvqY
— Victor Newman II (@d_weezy) November 6, 2024

Twitter: @d_weezy

9.

white people telling me "sorry" all day pic.twitter.com/0A86i6gYX3
— ri 🕷️ (@rielfication) November 6, 2024

Hulu / Twitter: @rielfication

10.

this not swag surfing this white water rafting https://t.co/AU1Ed63HXq
— ℵ (@okaytey) November 9, 2024

ESPN / Twitter: @okaytey

11.

Not they canceled a Waka Flocka show in DC. Maybe he can go to the studio and make some beats for Trumps inauguration pic.twitter.com/jWbeAIyBfu
— Ethan  Krane (@theEthanKrane) November 8, 2024

Bravo / Twitter: @theEthanKrane

12.

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans
— Terrance A. Sullivan (@TASullivan) November 11, 2024

Twitter: @TASullivan

13.

Black voters for the next 4 years pic.twitter.com/4Sb2I96AHQ
— 2RawTooReal (@2RawTooReal) November 10, 2024

MAX / Twitter: @2RawTooReal

14.

Kamala Harris sending me an email today *still* asking for donations… ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET!!! pic.twitter.com/x4tcBjppf6
— the goat of yapping (@thisisnefertiti) November 10, 2024

Twitter: @thisisnefertiti

15.

We must not be having a Winter no more 😂
— t. (@t_sadiity) November 7, 2024

Twitter: @t_sadiity

16.

How it feels showing up to work since election night pic.twitter.com/NsA1MMzMui
— ♈️ CAM ♈️ (@JustKing_Cammm) November 7, 2024

Twitter: @JustKing_Cammm

17.

White Women: Let’s have another March!

Black people: pic.twitter.com/seLOohfSZe
— Veronica McDonald🗣 (@Purify_toast17) November 7, 2024

Twitter: @Purify_toast17

18.

Me slamming my last UNO card and yelling “UNO OUT” pic.twitter.com/CgaHwICeFj
— 𝒩. (@btchsdtm) November 12, 2024

Twitter: @btchsdtm

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