29 Tweets About The Hantavirus That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be

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The timeline is FULL of Hantavirus discourse, and to cope with how bleak it all feels, people are obviously cracking jokes. It’s basically all we’ve got!!! Here are the best ones:

1. "Feeling safe from the hantavirus due to my longstanding policy of never interacting with anyone who would go on a cruise."

2. "Can the hantavirus wait until heated rivarly season 2 finishes filming."

3. "What’s everyone’s plans for the upcoming pandemic? I’m going to learn Careless Whisper on the glockenspiel."

4. "Hantavirus is so rare that even Dr House never diagnosed it in 177 episodes."

5. "Time to stock up on toilet paper again."

6. "Not her greedy ass releasing new variants during Hantavirus debut week... she's not a girl's girl."

7. "The cruise ship's kitchen infected by hantavirus:"

8. "Reading everyone's hantavirus takes."

9. "reading that they put all the sick people from that cruise ship on planes and sent them everywhere in the world was like, oh yeah. of course they did."

10. "if you told me the downfall of the human race started as a virus spread on a cruise ship I would 100% believe you."

11. "They better keep that Hannah Montana virus on that damn cruise ship. I know that much."

12. "I’m not doing Zoom hangouts this time. I’ll see you in 2 years."

13. "So we're doing WWIII, inter-dimensional aliens and rat virus now, nice."

14. "Can someone explain how Joe Biden managed to get hantavirus onto that cruise ship?"

15. "there cannot be a new pandemic i've got shows to attend."

16. "We doing that banging pots and pans stuff again in lockdown 2.0?"

17. "this next pandemic im taking the PPP loan fuck it. and im dancing on tiktok."

18. "If RFK Jr has to lead us through a global pandemic I think there’s a chance humans might go extinct."

19. "Why can’t we have an outbreak of something delicious that makes you cool and refreshed like Fantavirus."

20. "Just like last time. Remember?"

21. "they need to control that cruise right now I’m so serious we cannot have another pandemic in the middle of gas being $8 stop it keep them on that water."

22. "I wasn't too worried about hantavirus until this morning when I heard the director general of the WHO say "our best immunity is solidarity" That's the one thing we don't have my guy."

23. "I feel like if you go on a cruise you should have to sign a clause that says if a deadly outbreak occurs on board the ship will be sunk."

24. "Instagram people will learn about Hantavirus two weeks from now."

25. "New Yorkers after hearing that Hantavirus is spread by rats."

26. "I'm about to make millions."

27. "'The hantavirus kills you too effectively for it to become a full blown pandemic' is the kind of jaded analysis I look for from a virologist."

28. "hantavirus fear mongering has hit the coworker discussion sphere."

29. And lastly, "There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)."

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