"He Referred To Himself As The Nipple Master" – 16 Reasons Why People Didn't Get A Second Date

21 Mar 2026, 15:34 by Benjamin Dzialdowski · BuzzFeed

Recently, temptayah asked r/AskReddit, "What happened on a first date that made you never talk to them again?" So, naturally we wanted to share some of them with you.

AMC

1. "She brought her infant child, her best friend, and her best friend’s infant child. I was 20."

–JJC0ACH

2. "Tried to pick a fight with a bouncer who was much larger than both of us combined. I knew she would be trouble right there."

–jwatson1978

3. "She got down to her underwear, straddled on top of me, then kept slapping my hand away any time my hands got near her, like she didn't want to be touched. Then proceeded to smell my pillow and take it home with her."

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Netflix

4. "He asked if I was embarrassed to be working in retail. I wasn’t. I was in graduate school and worked at a clothing store to supplement my meagre wages as a T.A. But he was a lawyer, and he kept saying he’d be embarrassed to do a job like that."

–BookishIntrovert99

5. "He took the menu out of my hand and proceeded to order for me. Worse, he showed up at my front door the following weekend with a backpack full of clothes he wanted me to try on."

–maybenomaybe

6. "I fell off the porch while going in for a goodnight kiss."

–Key-Mycologist3004

Searchlight Pictures

7. "A girl I knew was asked on a date in a nice area near her. Except the bar was a rather poor sports bar that served basic bar food. He made her split their meal, which was essentially chicken fingers and chips with beer. Not even halfway through this rather poor meal, the man turned to her and asked what the over/under was on them sleeping together afterwards, so he could cut the date short in case she was wasting his time."

–Pale_Possibility5083

8. "He said we were going to a bar, I was cool with that. Instead he took me to karaoke night at that bar which I was not exactly comfortable with. Then he got up on stage and sang 'behind blue eyes' while staring directly at me from the stage. It was so incredibly awkward. I never went on a date with him again!. It really did not help things when he got very very intense and knelt down on stage and sang the lyric 'my love is vengeance' directly at me."

–Homelesswarrior

9. "A fully grown adult man, tall enough to touch the rim of a basketball hoop, looked me dead in the eyes and said he’d never go to therapy for his plethora of obvious issues because it was my responsibility to teach him how to behave, heal, and exist."

–picklecellanemia

Fox / Netflix

10. "He was 100lbs heavier than his photo, smelled horribly of body odour, and then asked me if he could rent my couch for £500 a month and essentially live in my living room, as he was being evicted from his current place."

"When asked why he was being evicted, it was obvious he had overstayed his welcome. He told the family he was staying with that it would be ‘two weeks, tops’, and six months later they kept changing the locks on him, and he kept crawling through the windows to get back in."

–VelvetTush

11. "She spent over an hour describing our dream wedding plans and told me what all of our children would be named and which area of town I would move to for her. Not only was this a first date, it was also a blind date. I could not get out of there fast enough."

–steele83

12. "She brought her entire family to the date without telling me first; her mother, her father, and her younger brother. After we all sat down, her mother demanded to see my driver’s licence. It went rapidly downhill from there."

–FalynorSoren

Channel 4 / E4

13. "A lady invited me on a date to a bar for a Twin Peaks-themed party. I was pretty stoked."

"She ended up showing up an hour and a half late because she needed a ride from her roommate, as she had broken her leg the week before. I was totally understanding of the situation. Her roommate ended up staying for the date. He was clearly in love with her, and his attitude towards me was very unwelcoming. She proceeded to get completely drunk, leaving me with her roommate so she could go talk to her friends. It was all very strange."

–dumptruckbhadie

14. "He referred to himself as the nipple master. In the third person. He was not."

–baer722

NBC

15. "She wouldn’t let me out of her car and made me listen to an entire BTS album."

–daveyhh

16. "She brought her partner with her, who she had said she was in a happily open relationship with, and he didn’t say a word to me the whole night, just glared at me. It was extremely awkward."