I Know It Sounds Dramatic, But I Honestly Feel Sorry For These Poor Souls Who Just Had The Absolute Worst Week Ever

1. The person who just got their entire life blown up by a pole:

2. The person with the thinnest cheese known to man:

3. The person who learned one of life's most valuable lessons:

4. The person who will surely get first prize down at the county fair:

5. The person whose car is always going to have a little bit of litter in it:

6. The person whose shoes are no longer their own:

7. The person who messed around with the wrong printer:

8. The person who had a delicious treat while sleeping:

9. The person who had an unexpected friend pop in at dinner:

10. The person whose entire night turned around after a ziti disaster:

11. The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their life:

12. The person whose house is about to stank:

13. The person whose phone shall remain locked far into the distant future:

14. The person who got a little extra treat with their whipped cream:

15. The person who just discovered a new species:

16. The person who needs to have a serious talk with their loved ones:

17. The person who also experienced a fate worse than death:

18. The person who's about to solve the world's worst mystery:

19. The person who had a delicious, moldy breakfast:

20. The person who I'm afraid just blue themself:

21. And the person with the best-smelling wall in all the land:

Mmmm... delicious wall.