"This Is Why I'm Single": 33 Relationship Tweets From This Month That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Almost Sent Them To My No-Contact Ex
by Angelica Martinez · BuzzFeedPosted 3 minutes ago
One thing they never tell you about being an adult is that somehow, all of your friends will be in wildly different relationship stages in their lives for, like, ever. Like, one will be married and planning for kids, and another will be swearing off men for a year and genuinely considering the nunnery. And, with the state of dating apps today, can you blame the latter, no? What a time to be alive, folks!
In lieu of screaming into the void together, I've been saving these 33 funny tweets this month that pretty much sum up what it's like to be dating in the year 2026:
If you enjoy these tweets, don't forget to give the funny folks who twote them a like or a follow for more!
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my friend downloaded a dating app for the first time pic.twitter.com/RuoTcNsyI7
— kat (@yslnadi) July 28, 2026
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🥀🥀 pic.twitter.com/yIucDzy8Wa
— K (@iiamkrshn) July 29, 2026
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google photos is a relic source bruh this is overly frying me https://t.co/uT7NmOjV4w pic.twitter.com/BHYx3xDy9E
— kc (@baldniggachange) July 26, 2026
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pic.twitter.com/hzOdlpyxFJ
— Spike (@h8skiii) July 29, 2026
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Throwback to when I tried to dump my boyfriend 2yrs ago and he said ok but can we still play fortnite #runitup pic.twitter.com/nCUmyD68eh
— jodi (@jodiverse) July 26, 2026
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this is why I'm single pic.twitter.com/Q0unkRgL3V
— kat (@yslnadi) July 22, 2026
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The one night a year it's legal to fuck in an AMC pic.twitter.com/gU0xsneQfG
— Dusty (@huskydusty) July 28, 2026
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you guys won't believe who saw this https://t.co/Ql4dLSmDfO pic.twitter.com/GDVSttM2Ny
— gordie by the sea (@thetransportcr) July 29, 2026
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pic.twitter.com/Gm6Wt6Qqar
— i like food (@messedupfoods) July 30, 2026
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okay deleting the apps again pic.twitter.com/rAbhtQy2PT
— daisy “dan goose” tackett (@fatstevebuscemi) July 2, 2026
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girl I slept with 3 years ago just posted her boyfriend on Instagram with the caption “four years with my number one.” pic.twitter.com/gNGKPPYnxI
— Le Cinéphiles (@LeCinephiles) July 27, 2026
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It’s giving https://t.co/DuvjKJx2rC pic.twitter.com/6vKBBypbLV
— Breeana Flannery (@BreeanaFlannery) July 29, 2026
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33. And finally:
pic.twitter.com/kfLxGC1bhL
— anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 (@frogs4girls) July 30, 2026
anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 / Via x.com