28 Extremely Subtle And Deeply Embarrassing Things Every Single Millennial Does That INSTANTLY Gives Away Their Age
by Dave Stopera · BuzzFeedPosted on Nov 11, 2026 UTC
Everyone thinks the things they do are completely normal. But as time marches on and we inch closer to eternity, I have some news: the little habits you’ve picked up give away your age and make it obvious you’re a millennial. I’m sorry to tell you, but it’s extremely obvious you’re a millennial if you...
1. Leave voicemails like this:
2. Default to peace signs when taking pictures:
3. Carry a wallet:
4. Make the very important distinction between BIG screen and SMALL screen for purchases:
5. I mean, seriously:
6. Always wait a few seconds:
7. Never let it ring:
8. Always say this:
9. Drop a GIF every chance you get:
10. Liberally use the word DUDE:
11. Only speak in movie quotes:
12. Keep all the "expensive boxes" just in case:
13. Give everyone the Dude Where's My Car special:
14. End every single sentence in LOL:
15. Talk about the ancient medium of "music video":
16. Drop a little cursive from time to time:
17. Carry around a water bottle like it's your first born:
18. Still wear this kind of socks:
19. Fake phone calls like this:
20. Never, ever answer the phone:
21. Write down things constantly:
22. Mention the word "click":
23. Show off that denim from time to time:
24. Sport this millennial fashion trend:
25. Need to turn the TV off COMPLETELY:
26. Never give up those nice boxes:
27. Still say this:
28. Have the GALL to use a period:
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