I'm Dying In My Office At These Hilarious Weekend Tweets
by Chelsea Stewart · BuzzFeedFor some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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You know it’s officially spooky season when the cauldron light comes on pic.twitter.com/UQc797TvbV
— k (top 99% on OF) (@how_do_i_pdf) October 12, 2024
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me googling a phone number instead of answering it pic.twitter.com/ub0xvB5UJd
— Joëlle 🕸 (@NICOLEKIDAMN) October 11, 2024
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not invited to something i did not want to go to with people i do not like pic.twitter.com/j3M8ZqRDMU
— jo (@cowboypraxis) October 13, 2024
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Omg get him girl https://t.co/rqU30Gp09I
— Natalie (@jbfan911) October 11, 2024
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When it’s your first time getting the bill with a nonalcoholic woman pic.twitter.com/XlFdSNTBeQ
— 🥇 (@ThatsLudaChriss) October 11, 2024
MSG / Twitter: @ThatsLudaChriss
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Lmfaooo women are toooo funny pic.twitter.com/LdecjoIHYc
— Midge. (@ibukksss) October 11, 2024
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Me reviewing the evidence before I crash out: pic.twitter.com/b1xIjUjPhr
— Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 (@KryssyLaReina) October 13, 2024
MSG / Twitter: @KryssyLaReina
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pic.twitter.com/pjbTA986wC
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) October 12, 2024
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Traffic was crazy in the bathroom https://t.co/WsuRtUG21i
— Jackie Memphis (@Jayleejnr) October 11, 2024
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The vegetables in my freezer watching me grab the bag of pizza rolls for the third time this weekend pic.twitter.com/pPgBfJc8Nx
— greg (@greg16676935420) October 12, 2024
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My son said “can I curse” I said yes just to see what he gone say,…. He said “it’s my fucking birthday bitch” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I fell out
— . (@prettyyae) October 12, 2024
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GRIMACE ON THE OZEMPIC TOO?!?!?!! https://t.co/ATiK81V6EU
— Keg. (@GratefulKeg) October 12, 2024
13.
that sprite looking like a scene transition in spongebob https://t.co/BYXBPGxRef
— Pookie (@PookiesParadise) October 12, 2024
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listening to Ina Garten’s memoir and she’s just like “I got a job and hated it. Then I got another job and hated it too. I went to Europe, had the time of my life, then came home, and hated my job” she’s just like meeeee
— jamie (@foodjars) October 12, 2024
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Me changing their contact name after they mad me mad pic.twitter.com/9yXOXCT8pA
— 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒊✰🕷️ (@ilydari0z) October 12, 2024
Pixar / Twitter: @ilydari0z
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bought 1975 vinyl today and the cashier said “if the vinyl sounds bad don’t return it because that’s just his voice”
— payton ₊˚✧ (@nerdymattyhealy) October 12, 2024
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Black ppl when they see an actor playing in another movie:
“THATS UM-…. *snaps 3x*… DAMN!” pic.twitter.com/Gl7DfKRpPB
— Timmy&Jimmy (@mickeywon234) October 12, 2024
Columbia Pictures / Twitter: @mickeywon234
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Haunted house 150?? They better stab me forreal
— BRE DA TALK😅💫 (@breyonceeeeeee) October 11, 2024