37 "Main Character" Types Who Made Everythinggggg About Themselves

1. The man who somehow managed to make giving birth about him:

2. The parents who took up park benches for hours on a holiday weekend without even using them:

3. The birthday celebrator who expected friends to cash app them:

4. The woman who thought others would want to fund her hot girl summer:

5. The pregnant person who reserved her own parking just 'cause:

6. The flower robber who felt no remorse about their misdeed:

7. The people who twerked in traffic:

8. The bikers who blocked all traffic to do some "cool" formations:

9. And the people who literally had a wedding in the middle of traffic:

10. The bride who decided her wedding was all about her:

11. The dog owner who had no regard for other shoppers:

12. The pet owner who thoughts birds in McDonald's were a good idea:

13. The cop who decided the rules didn't apply to him:

14. The clown who wrote this:

15. The woman who truly thought it was her cruise and no one else's:

16. The guy who decided to read Playboy on the plane:

17. The woman who ruined the concert for everyone else:

18. The tool with this shirt who clearly wanted to be the center of attention:

19. And the guy who was also desperately seeking attention with his t-shirt:

20. The person who thought this was acceptable on a flight:

21. And the person who thought a casino was their living room:

22. The person who shaved in a restaurant sink (why???) and didn't clean up after themselves:

23. The person who decided applying foot powder was a fine thing to do right by people who were eating:

24. The woman who ruined the splash park for everyone:

25. The disgusting person who went barefoot to the symphony:

26. The wildly entitled man this person encountered on a plane:

27. The neighbors who blocked the staircase with no regard for others:

28. The person who thought just leaving their clothes at hotels was not only acceptable but helpful to staff:

29. The influencers who made everyone wait in below freezing weather:

30. The woman who blocked a subway pole and thought others were somehow in the wrong:

31. The woman who thought the line didn't apply to her:

32. The jerk who parked between two accessible parking spaces, blocking both:

33. The asshat who drove right onto a state park hiking trail:

34. The entitled truck owner who decided to make his own spot, then get territorial over it:

35. The middle-seater who decided to be passive aggressive:

36. The airport visitor who put their bare feet up on tables people eat on:

37. And finally, this model who decided to do a photoshoot after Hurricane Milton rather than help clean up the beach: