“No Toilet Paper, Just A Rag In The Corner That Everyone Used” – 17 Things People Found In A Woman’s Apartment That Made Them Run For The Hills
by Benjamin Dzialdowski · BuzzFeedSeeing someone's living space can be pretty eye-opening, and we recently shared the things women found in guys' apartments that made them get the hell outta there.
So, when bic_77 asked r/AskReddit, "Guys, what's the most 'nope' thing you've seen when you went over to a woman's place for the first time?" We thought we'd do the same:
1. "She didn't pick up her dog's shit all over the floor and said she just cleans it all up at the end of the month. It was like navigating through a minefield."
2. "Met a woman at a bar, hit it off, went to her place and... clowns. Clown motifs everywhere. In the bathroom: a clown toothbrush holder, clown soap dish, clown shower curtain, clown rug. I looked in the mirror and said, 'She's hot... you can do this.' I couldn't."
3. "A girl who lived in the same complex as me invited me over to watch a movie. I asked to use the bathroom, and she hesitated before letting me go. She said her toilet was broken, so, being the unhandy handyman I am, I said, 'Let me take a look.' POOP... She had been pouring water on her poo and toilet paper and pushing it down with a wooden stumpy thing next to the toilet. The chain in her cistern had broken, so it wasn't filling with water. Very sweet girl, but I was never going to look at her the same after that."
4. "Ever seen one of those nuclear bomb test videos where the faces of people watching the test start rippling and stretching backwards as the shockwave hits them? That's what I experienced when she opened the front door of her house."
"Except it was a shockwave of the hot stench of the piss of an ungodly number of cats that pissed everywhere but the litter tray. I gagged and almost threw up.
I couldn't wrap my head around how any human could possibly tolerate or grow immune to that genuinely horrifying stench. Even my unfathomably horny 21-year-old self didn't care how hot she was. The odour blasting out of her open front door was far too revolting to set foot inside.
So, to answer the question: I didn't see a thing, because I never got past her front door."
5. "A friend dated a girl who kept used tampons in her wall. Like there was a hole in the wall of the house and she just put them there. No words."
6. "We took a shower together. Her towel was as stiff as a board. Literally crunchy. I jokingly asked when the last time she washed her towel was and she said completely seriously ‘Why would I wash my towel? It only ever touches me when I’m clean?’"
7. "I met a girl at a bar we both went to regularly when I was out with my friends."
"We were being playful, taking shots, goofing around, taking selfies, getting to know each other, etc. I went home with my friends. The next time I went to the same bar, she was there. We chatted, had a nice night, I got her number, and we started texting. We arranged to meet at the same bar, had some drinks, and went back to her place. She had one of the photos of the two of us printed out on an A4-sized sheet, framed, and hanging on her wall. It was the only thing hanging on the wall in her entire flat."
8. "I was sleeping with this girl and it was a pretty spontaneous thing so I didn't know a whole lot about her. I walk out into the garage and I'm hit with the smell of sulfur, I ask what the smell was and she replied: 'Meth, but don't worry I only smoke it when my husband's on deployment.' Looney Toons style dust trail as I peeled outta there."
9. "Huge wall of confederate memorabilia. Giant flag, sabers, uniforms, rifles, the works. Her house was like a shrine to the confederacy."
10. "Not a guy but there was no hand soap in her bathroom. She didn't wash her hands after shitting."
11. "A friend of mine said after doing the deed he need to take a dump so headed to the toilet. No toilet paper, just a rag in the corner that everyone used. Damn I will never forget that story."
12. "Carpet in the toilet."
"This is the tamest thing in this thread but a major deal breaker for me too. Never met anyone who has 30 cats peeing everywhere but carpet in the bathroom is revolting."
13. "Didn't quite nope out of this situation, but came close!
"This was about 13 years ago. I had just moved to Los Angeles. I had made an online dating profile and, within two days of living out there, began talking to someone. We hit it off pretty quickly and, on our third date, we went to a restaurant near her apartment. She needed to drop by her place real quick to feed her dog and use the loo. While she was in the bathroom, I was playing with her dog and noticed a few DVDs on her coffee table. The top one was a DVD explaining Dianetics and the Church of Scientology.
While I don't consistently practise any type of religion, I had heard enough about Scientology to believe it wasn't for me. As I was sitting there, looking at this DVD case and trying to figure out how to extricate myself from the situation, she returned from the bathroom. She clocked what I was looking at and immediately said, 'Oh... Don't worry, they were offering a free breakfast, so I went for the breakfast, but they gave me this on my way out.'
I've been happily married to this woman for the past 11 years."
14. "All her dead pets in the freezer."
15. "Assault rifle (AR-15) loose under the bed. Florida, obviously."
16. "I once knew a girl who couldn’t chew her nails because of appendicitis (or something like that), so she would keep her nail clippings in a baby food jar and just pull a few out to chew on when she felt like it."
17. "Went back to her place for some hanky panky. She opened her apartment door and we went inside... Only to be greeted by her pet chicken. She didn't keep it in a cage. It roamed around her place, shitting EVERYWHERE. I noped out immediately after she took the 'protective' blanket off the top of her bed."
H/T to bic_77 and r/AskReddit for having the discussion!
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