These 16 HBO Characters Have Sex Lives So Wild You'll Need A Cold Shower After Reading

For millennials and younger, HBO is likely the first place you heard swearing or saw a sex scene on TV — at least it was for me. So, here's a ranking of characters on HBO through the years based on their sex lives, ranging from vanilla to the most wild.

16. Shoshanna Shapiro, Girls:

Shoshanna started off the series as a naive virgin who couldn't drive (ok, not sure about the not driving reference, but the joke was right there). She does end up swiping her v-card and goes through many ups and downs throughout the rest of the series. But compared to the rest on this list, she's on the tamer side.

Ranking: 0/5 🌶️s

15. Eve, Mrs. Fletcher:

After becoming an empty nester, Eve goes through a midlife sexual awakening that involves a younger boyfriend, so kudos to her!

Ranking: 1/5 🌶️s

14. Carol Aird, Carol:

I don't support extramarital affairs or cheating, but I do support the love between Carol and Therese. 

Ranking: 1.5/5 🌶️s

13. Colin, What's Your Number?

The only thing we know about Colin's sex life is that his number is in the 300s and he has the face of Chris Evans. And, you know what, that's enough for me, but still not as wild as his fellow listmates. 

Ranking: 1.5/5 🌶️s

12. Vincent Chase, Entourage:

Vinny was a hotshot young movie star living in Los Angeles at the peak of his career in the early 2000s. To say he was swimming in it would be an understatement. 

Ranking: 2/5 🌶️s

11. The entire cast of Degrassi:

Teen pregnancies, cheating, sexual awakenings and discoveries, threesomes, orgies...the list goes on and on. If you can think it, they probably did it on Degrassi... and in HIGH SCHOOL! 

Ranking: 2/5 🌶️s (Which, in Canada, is like a 8/5 🌶️s)  

10. Roman Roy, Succession:

Excessively flirting with your older mentor, who is also the godmother to your older sister? Kinda kinky. 

Accidentally sending a dick pic meant for said older mentor to your dad? A faux pas, to say the least. 

Ranking: 2.5/5 🌶️s

9. Lochlan and Saxton Ratcliff, The White Lotus:

Listen, a threesome with your brother is... a choice. ENGAGING with your brother during said threesome is... an even WILDER choice. 

Ranking: (A begrudging) 3.5/5 🌶️s

8. Bill Henrickson, Big Love:

Three wives...so a chili pepper for each wife.

Ranking: 3/5 🌶️s

7. Romy Mathis, Babygirl:

Drinking milk at a man's command and crawling to him on all fours. I rest my case. 

Ranking: 4/5 🌶️s

6. Elio Perlman, Call Me By Your Name:

Two words: THE. PEACH. 

Ranking: 4/5 🌶️s

5. Oberyn Martell, Game of Thrones:

Sure, he was a fighter, but he was more of a lover...to any and all. #GoneTooSoon

Ranking: 4/5 🌶️s

4. Ray Drecker, Hung:

To make money for his family, Ray uses what the good Lord gave him (a nine-inch penis) and makes a killing as a sex worker. Let's just say, he's very successful.

Ranking: 4.5/5 🌶️s

3. Bela, The Sex Lives of College Girls:

Much like Shoshanna, Bela starts the series off as a virgin. Unlike Shoshanna, Bela wasted no time getting to know the student body — power to her! But I'm still mad at her for how she treated Eric. 

Ranking: 4.5/5 🌶️s

2. Samantha Jones, Sex and The City:

To quote one of the most-seasoned on the list: "I'm a try-sexual. I'll try anything once."

Ranking: 5/5 🌶️s

1. Eric Northman, True Blood:

Listen, when you live as long as Eric Northman's lived, there's nothing you haven't done nor will ever not do. 

Ranking: 6/5 🌶️s