"When I’m Eating Shared Nachos I’m Always Thinking 3 Nacho Moves Ahead Of My Opponent": 29 Funny Tweets From This Week That Had Me Chokin' On My Hot Chip

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Hello. Yes, yes, it's certainly a time to be alive right now.

@tessiesbestie / Via Twitter: @tessiesbestie

Maybe it'll get better (I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope), but in the meantime, we need all the funny tweets we can get to help us survive right now. Pls enjoy:

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@VibesBummer / Via Twitter: @VibesBummer

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@mojikalt / Via Twitter: @mojikalt

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Nickelodeon / @lveslueur / Via Twitter: @princesalamwane

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@bluewmist / Via Twitter: @bluewmist

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@ARIPBITCH / Via Twitter: @ARIPBITCH

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Taco Bell / @probablyalissa / Via Twitter: @probablyalissa

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@jillboard / Via Twitter: @jillboard

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Spotify / MattyBRaps / MattyB, LLC / Via Twitter: @harrynotaverage

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@ammalusty / Via Twitter: @ammalusty

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@Joseph_Fasano_ / Via Twitter: @Joseph_Fasano_

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@neet_sol / Via Twitter: @neet_sol

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@ladyhuneybee / Via Twitter: @ladyhuneybee

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@Adam_Karpiak / Via Twitter: @Adam_Karpiak

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My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper pic.twitter.com/9y4phtGIfU
— chiky handler (@chiky_handlr) May 14, 2026

C-SPAN / Via Twitter: @chiky_handlr

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@YourAnonNews / Via Twitter: @YourAnonNews

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@_gdaymate / Via Twitter: @_gdaymate

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@destroymen69 / Via Twitter: @destroymen69

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@sodazerosugar / Via Twitter: @sodazerosugar

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@jusdcanneberge / Via Twitter: @jusdcanneberge

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@saintbvnny / Via Twitter: @saintbvnny

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Paramount Pictures / @DrewVento / Via Twitter: @DrewVento

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@gonegirlfriend / Via Twitter: @gonegirlfriend

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@ammalusty / Via Twitter: @ammalusty

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Chris Jackson / Getty Images / @PolitlcsUK / Via Twitter: @kivraw

Note: Image has been replaced with a similar image due to copyright restrictions.

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Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband pic.twitter.com/bhU3M8fDfE
— 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ (@Laura_arma_ni) May 15, 2026

VladTV / djvlad / @Laura_arma_ni / Via youtube.com

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@ReddCinema / Via Twitter: @Arealmfngl

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@troybarretts / Via Twitter: @troybarretts

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just realized my chick-fil-a app was logged in to my ex from 3 years ago’s account and i just stole his free sandwich pic.twitter.com/O4TwuBxwAm
— 𓌹*beep*𓌺 (@iamtheeitgirl) May 14, 2026

@iamtheeitgirl / Via Twitter: @iamtheeitgirl

And lastly:

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E! Network / @Polymarket / Via Twitter: @julia_doubleday

As always, for more laughs, feel free to check out our other recent funny tweets roundups (because let's face it...we could all use 'em right now):

Amidst The Horrors, I Somehow, Some Way Still Managed To Giggle At These 37 Funny Tweets From The Week, And It Honestly Kept Me Together

52 Tweets That Had Absolutely Noooooooo Right Being This Funny

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