26 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up This Week
by Hanifah Rahman · BuzzFeed1.
How are students meant to communicate and build friendships, if not through Borat impressions? https://t.co/oVB0fCTXG8
— The Screen Rot Podcast (@screenrotpod) September 27, 2024
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The Jamaican in me gasped pic.twitter.com/vltyRna5LE
— frannie-ann 🇯🇲 (@LadySeeSaw_) September 24, 2024
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https://t.co/d0cwhJ3Q84 pic.twitter.com/pR3nrRGY0C
— Duncan Lindsay (@DuncanLindsay) September 28, 2024
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Chappell Roan pic.twitter.com/9Snk5ETyK7
— andrew (@floellaumbagabe) September 26, 2024
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United have made my dad turn into yoda pic.twitter.com/jggK71g7i8
— Jamie (@Jamie10__) September 29, 2024
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‘fake-away toby carvery’
do you mean a fucking roast dinner????
— niamh (@battymoth) September 29, 2024
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https://t.co/wEjDDoWCxI pic.twitter.com/q9xKN1MN8J
— little poof wizard (@wizardtapestry) September 29, 2024
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Your new GP in 2025 writing a £250 referral for Assisted Suicide: https://t.co/41iCuOu6Po pic.twitter.com/QYGV4p9osh
— Ewan (@jelly_pack) September 26, 2024
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Is any of it going to fit him? https://t.co/VvUXQwN2aw
— Sarah (@SarahDuggers) September 27, 2024
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With regret, I announce our divorce pic.twitter.com/KQOgJAOmPV
— andy (@andyetc) September 27, 2024
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Footage of Keir Starmer lying awake tonight thinking about how he said sausages x pic.twitter.com/Go1ZQgJ9e1
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) September 24, 2024
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The funk soul brother https://t.co/w6wse51qcK
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) September 25, 2024
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4 year old me watching Pingu: https://t.co/Jeljmx5Pkv
— human shield 🇵🇸🇧🇩 (@hitdvm) September 25, 2024
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Earlier today.
‘Don’t say sausages … don’t say sausages …’ pic.twitter.com/Kpatl6OmQl
— Gareth Roberts (@OldRoberts953) September 24, 2024
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https://t.co/Qxsr2InFvP pic.twitter.com/2zPlprB8fD
— LiLBaz (@lil_bazza) September 24, 2024
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Later, meet a dog who has learnt to say the word "hostages". pic.twitter.com/0IFlt5eB7c
— Paul Sinha (@paulybengali) September 24, 2024
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Are u sure https://t.co/Zzrpgc25Mv
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) September 24, 2024
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Just before my parents divorced my Dad picked me up from school playing Jason Derulo's "Ridin' Solo" and singing it word for word. I knew then. They were divorced 2 months later 😂😂😂 https://t.co/rxzW4A2X2o
— Tawana (@Tiniwana) September 24, 2024
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!!!!KICKED!!!!! https://t.co/6dGoyMq0uJ
— ♡ Chloe ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏~♡ (@bootyanon93) September 23, 2024
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https://t.co/Ou6V3Y9kMz pic.twitter.com/FCkJSRhfDH
— rach ☁️ (@juliastheme) September 21, 2024
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POV: Drew Barrymore is interviewing you pic.twitter.com/uAe5pabeAi
— Aunt Babe (@babesmithh) September 22, 2024
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Isn’t that the bully from The Simpsons https://t.co/LURVhFeu1R
— Josh (@joshpearson180) September 21, 2024
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Primark Birmingham is the flagship store for a reason - set over five floors including a cafe and a salon, it’s also the first to boast a dedicated ‘drop off area’ for waiting men. With sofas, modern art and a bin, it’s the ideal place to lose the will to live on a Saturday 👍 pic.twitter.com/SUX5KTxVz0
— Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) September 21, 2024
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BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it?
ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that pic.twitter.com/YFoRuudTpo
— Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) (@TheNewsAtGlenn) September 20, 2024
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https://t.co/aYLVS69fsb pic.twitter.com/RqtRTZvBI2
— teened tomatoes🥫 (@BRATTYBARBl) September 19, 2024
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pic.twitter.com/yP0cUTc45Y
— cole (@c_0L_e) September 21, 2024
Thumbnail credits: BBC Two