These 21 Canadian Tweets From The Week Are So Freakin' Funny, I Guarantee They'll At Least Make You Giggle
by Abby Zinman · BuzzFeed1.
Me and my dad at Tim Horton’s waiting for my farmer’s wrap pic.twitter.com/CKXw145cL4
— MR. MITCH (@gladstoned420) November 8, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @gladstoned420
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Same. I'm leaving Canada, off to Quebec!!! https://t.co/cdKQBQEaSP
— The Impatient Tourist (@ImpatienTourist) November 10, 2024
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If Kernels Popcorn has no fans I’m dead
— peytz (@tinypeytz) November 8, 2024
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Colonel Sanders lived in Mississauga for the last 15 years of his life and this fact haunts me deeply
— cam (@largemotorcycle) November 9, 2024
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this time of year just feels like the last lap in mario kart
— e l l a (@blondehotcoffee) November 11, 2024
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When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica
— Liv :P (@liv_username) November 13, 2024
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When life gives you dilemma, make dilemmonade.
— Getta (@GetaPetaHome) November 10, 2024
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Joke making the rounds in Europe:
Q: What borders on complete stupidity?
A: Canada and Mexico.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 9, 2024
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The problem is no one wants to play grounders anymore
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) November 11, 2024
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One thing about me, I will go nuts over a book that has a map that I can refer to whilst reading
— little woke fawn 🌞 (@amandamcvicar) November 10, 2024
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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why eggs Benedict is $24
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) November 10, 2024
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This coffee cake doesn’t seem to be helping my alertness at all
— L (@Ann_Hedonia1) November 10, 2024
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It seems “Everybody hurts” was a bit more accurate.
— KC (@kcwrote) November 10, 2024
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Yeah, I’m Canadian but not pairing a denim jacket with jeans Canadian
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) November 10, 2024
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Just so we’re clear: a baby born when construction started is now a high schooler unable to take it to school. https://t.co/UT3DfauMeD
— jump (for my love) (@JodiesJumpsuit) November 11, 2024
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Connecting on linkedin is so humiliating. if I add you please never bring it up to me
— em (@cbcradio2) November 13, 2024
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Broke a plate. Now it’s Canadian. pic.twitter.com/iNz0h2y5FR
— Ben (@roguecaliber) November 8, 2024
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Me converting CAD to USD: https://t.co/ZLCwXRuSYq
— The Impatient Tourist (@ImpatienTourist) November 15, 2024
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Quebecois be like we need to go to the Walmart in Champs-Elysées-Neur-Seuilly-sur-Rhône
— Artem Joyero Dominicano (@iwrite4jacobin) November 14, 2024
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the news https://t.co/pQT7u2FIat
— king's co-op bookstore (@kingsbookstore) November 15, 2024
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When the paper comes out the printer all nice and warm I just wanna use it as a blanket
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) November 13, 2024