People Are Faking Stolen Amazon Packages For Absurdly Niche Halloween Inspo, And It’s Art – From Kelly Clarkson And Molly The Singing Bird To Anna Wintour At Harry Styles’ Gig

Love it or loathe it, Halloween is just around the corner – and in recent years, it’s become a pop culture phenomenon where traditional costumes have taken a back seat to the obscure, the niche, and the chronically online.

In other words, the less sense it makes to an offline person, the better – and we’re here for it.

Think dressing up as a bush from Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, or Channing Tatum’s rumoured burner account (rumours he’s since poured cold water on).

Now, with the occasion fast approaching, people are pulling out all the stops, sharing their weird but delightfully wonderful costume ideas in a new trend that involves pretending their Amazon packages were stolen.

Here are some of our favourites so far:

I hope whoever stole my package was also planning on being Kelly Clarkson in the Brooklyn shop Art of Play trying to spend $15k on Molly the bird for Halloween pic.twitter.com/FpRBRIxNEk
— chloë☔️ (@chloeevansj) October 16, 2026

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I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being anna wintour at harry styles together together msg residency pic.twitter.com/J8YSvpYcXK
— carol j (@caroljayyyy) October 22, 2026

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hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be erling haaland for halloween pic.twitter.com/274eYeLBGo
— alyssa (@lyssibot5000) October 11, 2026

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i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being Abby Lee Miller Dance Moms laughing gif… pic.twitter.com/ZArNKqB2ch
— Eren 🎯 (@erenfromtargets) October 15, 2026

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I hope whoever tf stole my package was also planning on flying to Prague🤬✈️ pic.twitter.com/WfSD3JLqTk
— VV✨ (@vvideovixxen) October 17, 2026

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I hope whoever stole my Amazon package was also planning to be one typing for Halloween pic.twitter.com/iV9UfPb7qI
— Rabbitz | Sheeva trivia facts (@SourRabbitz) October 19, 2026

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I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being Kanye 2009 VMAs for halloween… pic.twitter.com/GqXGdmAY5c
— Yeezyrih (@Yeeezyrih) October 18, 2026

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i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on going as this year pic.twitter.com/fz8b0RhyMu
— lyds ✮ (@wolfescrows) October 15, 2026

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I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being Tony for halloween pic.twitter.com/XoWKnCSdza
— Retropolis (@retropolisart) October 17, 2026

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i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being the scared dog getting a haircut pic.twitter.com/V0DCuvgkix
— kent (@kenterlude) October 20, 2026

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I hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be an american scientist dealing with the funding crisis for halloween pic.twitter.com/RMqhYNAHJj
— layne 🛸 henry lover (@lethamlover) October 20, 2026

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i hope whoever stole my package was planning on being suki waterhouse after she got a hernia from wearing tight pants pic.twitter.com/CHunN4cBSt
— mads (@onyourthumb) October 20, 2026

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i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being the delta passenger who put an earring in her sweatshirt to defend her personal space for halloween pic.twitter.com/tBuPDoQU2x
— Boys Club™ (@BoysClubWorld) October 17, 2026

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i hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be spongebob chance the rapper for halloween pic.twitter.com/QlgPcmNfQx
— brixk 🌸 (@brixktwt) October 15, 2026

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hope whoever stole my amazon package was planning on being Chlöe for Halloween… pic.twitter.com/2dpjbk34Qk
— CHLOEXTRE 🍀 (@tooiconicc) October 15, 2026

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Hope whoever stole my Amazon package was also planning on being Average Sunday for Halloween pic.twitter.com/dAYn9k0tvw
— Philip Marlowe (@MarloweLLC) October 17, 2026

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Got a costume idea that deserves a spot on this list? We’re all ears...

Additional thumbnail photo credits: Nickelodeon/Art of Play/@familyshowstyle

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