Sorry, But These Job Tweets From Last Week Made Me Laugh Way Harder Than I Should Have
by Chelsea Stewart · BuzzFeedWell, it's almost time for another work week — but first, here are some funny job tweets that went viral over the past week.
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when you've already given your all and it's only tuesday pic.twitter.com/ncCOqyMb7v
— shiv roy's bob (@stellamilfburn) October 8, 2024
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I’m in the new employee orientation video HR made, but they only used the part where I talked about how much free food we get. pic.twitter.com/eW8bt3VhUj
— Finessa Williams (@ianseys) October 9, 2024
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me: i only write for my own enjoyment
me writing: pic.twitter.com/kj4uzijY9f
— b (@wwxwashere) October 10, 2024
World Japan / Twitter: @wwxwashere
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Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) October 11, 2024
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Just fell victim to a Phishing test from my IT department and i work in cybersecurity - pic.twitter.com/JeeXS0R4gq
— MAY18TH (@jiggyjayy2) October 9, 2024
New Line Cinema / Twitter: @jiggyjayy2
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The wendys employee when I come in and tell em to "rev up those fryers, id like a krabby patty and don't forget the pickles" pic.twitter.com/MBXfPvRPkV
— Dat (@DatDaDatty) October 8, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @DatDaDatty
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Traffic was crazy in the bathroom https://t.co/WsuRtUG21i
— Jackie Memphis (@Jayleejnr) October 11, 2024
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Had to call my coworker to see if he could come in early and his voicemail was literally just 30 seconds of love sosa
— 🐾 (@kittycatjumping) October 9, 2024
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today was my first day working at a sex shop and it turns out that working at a sex shop is the most autistic friendly job of all time because almost nobody wants you to talk to them because they’re embarrassed about being in a sex shop
— Grace Jarvis (@gracejarvisohno) October 12, 2024
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A child at my work walked up to me and told me my shirt was missing texture pic.twitter.com/dc8CGg0CaS
— QueenClover 🖤🩸 (@QueenCloverVT) October 7, 2024
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me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003 pic.twitter.com/26U2aUl4lx
— Work Retire Die (@WorkRetireDie) October 8, 2024
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So these older black ladies at my job talking about the Diddy situation. And apparently they learned what a top/bottom is, why they turn to me to ask what all that mean…
(Mind you, I never disclosed my sexuality to them yet alone talk to any of them) pic.twitter.com/kW2mBXPMxx
— Im Just Ken (@ken_squirrel) October 8, 2024
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When I was an asshole teenager I had a bit at my job where whenever someone was buying condoms I’d make them high five me or I wouldn’t sell it to them https://t.co/PROfzlO1Oy
— Ratthew (@mothmanfactkin) October 9, 2024
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listening to Ina Garten’s memoir and she’s just like “I got a job and hated it. Then I got another job and hated it too. I went to Europe, had the time of my life, then came home, and hated my job” she’s just like meeeee
— jamie (@foodjars) October 12, 2024
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Microsoft 365 office girl should we draft a little doc should we spread a little sheet
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) October 12, 2024
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can you believe there are people out there in the world that don’t know what teams is…never seen or used outlook….don’t know what an authenticator app is….they are truly the blessed ones pic.twitter.com/iPeAXuFKPY
— D (@D_Radiance) October 10, 2024
E! / Twitter: @D_Radiance