43 Funny Tweets From The Week That Will Have You Letting Out A Well-Needed Laugh
by Alana Valko · BuzzFeedHello. 2024 has been hard. It sometimes feels like we are never really escaping the "unprecedented times."
I can't speak for all, but I know I was certainly in need of something lighthearted to remind me there is still hope and love and humor on this floating rock. So, I turned to Moo Deng memes, walked around my neighborhood, smiled at changing leaves and smiling dogs, and, of course, spent some late nights on Twitter laughing at funny tweets to save for this list.
MOO DENG pic.twitter.com/Gr8SLXq7qn
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) September 23, 2024
It might not be much, but the people on Twitter are funny (especially last week), and I always find laughter the best pick-me-up when in stages of despair or grief. So, here are all the funny and silly and chaotic tweets I found this week — they definitely made me chuckle, so I hope something does for you, too:
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oh god pic.twitter.com/WfDZnng4Iw
— matt (@computer_gay) September 29, 2024
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Mayor https://t.co/IiSkrhubWL
— GOOPert Gottfried (@arielleaty) September 26, 2024
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everyone becoming a DJ should’ve been our first recession indicator
— mansa (@mansamusso) September 23, 2024
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Yo, wassup! It’s yo Spotify DJ.
Daaamn! You got some fire taste, neph! But let me put you on to somethin’ I ain’t think you heard befo’.
*Now Playing: Million Dollar Baby*
— nick v (@falco) September 24, 2024
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checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase
— wet dog (@russianmomm) September 24, 2024
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Omg Pride and Prejudice. https://t.co/fLPyMT2t3X
— AskAubry 🦝 (@ask_aubry) September 28, 2024
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We are at a funeral for my dad’s “special friend”, this man got up and said “I’m the husband y’all didn’t know about” chile get me out of this church!!!! 😫
— Online Pastry Academy (@bougieeats) September 28, 2024
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Saw my first BBL scarecrow today pic.twitter.com/trA1Eqjwb0
— Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 (@zaynahbear) September 28, 2024
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sitting eating at a picnic table in a park that shares a fence with the middle school yard and this lady comes out says “shouldn’t you be in class?” and i’m confused and just freeze and she goes “come on. to the office”
and i just go “…. i’m 20…” and she went RED😭😭😭
— juliette⋆₊⋆☁︎ (@jaisydaisy_) September 24, 2024
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I ran into one of my students at the grocery store with some wine in my cart and he said “that’s because of us isn’t it?”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 27, 2024
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I asked my students today if they had heard Maggie Smith passed away, completely forgetting I had a student named Maggie Smith, who happened to be absent
— frankie (@FrankieGPhD) September 28, 2024
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not everyone is 13❤️ https://t.co/7gwsIdKCTp
— physically imposing austin butler (@meatprison2) September 23, 2024
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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes
— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) September 24, 2024
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A reality show where boomers apply for jobs using all their own outdated advice and compete to see who lasts longer before breaking down completely…
— Krown City King (@KrownCityKing) September 26, 2024
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I hope this email kills us both
— carmeb (@therealcbrad) September 27, 2024
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quitting my job to focus on Halloween
— ˚ʚ 🐈⬛ ɞ˚ (@Cyb4rAnGeL) September 24, 2024
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There was a white woman performing pretty tame acoustic covers of songs at the bar tonight and then she is like “For my last song, I am gonna be using some choice language if you don’t mind,” and then proceeded to do an acoustic cover of WAP.
— Ultima @ Tokyo Game Show (@UltimaShadowX) September 23, 2024
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Film critic: This is absolute garbage
Cinema fanatic: I think it’s a bit more complicated than that
Me: I love da movies
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) September 30, 2024
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they’re going to be fighting iPad kids LMFAOOO https://t.co/8obEebNZyB
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) September 29, 2024
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“sorry I’m not ready for a relationship rn I’m still trying to learn how to backflip” 🤭 https://t.co/vTpGZI1621
— 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖔 (@chedelanodavis) September 23, 2024
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bodega cat led me to this aisle pic.twitter.com/wOOkhoAw9Q
— chase (@lysonner) September 23, 2024
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being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other
— roxy demento (@falseroxy) September 24, 2024
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its weird that when seltzer goes flat it doesn’t turn into regular water. you can still taste that something was Done To It
— Karli Marulli (@karlimarulli) September 24, 2024
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decided to get my life together pic.twitter.com/OzmH4CWtu0
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) September 29, 2024
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rainforest cafe understood that humans need to feel fear while eating a wedge salad
— Cat Elgarrista (@cat_elg) September 27, 2024
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standing in line at chipotle behind a dutch guy who just ordered “everything.” upon clarification they realized he literally meant he wanted every single meat and every single topping available. they asked if he had ever been to chipotle before and he said “no i love USA 🙂”
— ben doyle (@thewheatgerm) September 28, 2024
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My ex was so real for this lmfao https://t.co/JTCwAFBur4 pic.twitter.com/FH8qAbQHUT
— 🤠 (@gothiccbboi) September 24, 2024
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i met a boy at a bar and he filled out the WHOLE contact form in my phone. i have his birthday, his address, his mothers full name
— vic (@friccvicc) September 24, 2024
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The duality of man pic.twitter.com/eNJaaqwKMM
— ultramarathon running thanker 🍉 (@christweetsllc) September 27, 2024
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my surgeon was telling me about how his easiest patients are older women because they’ve “seen fire and rain” and can handle the trauma of major operations and his hardest patients are young men because they’ve never faced anything hard in their lives 💀💀💀
— worm food 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 (@frogs4girls) September 26, 2024
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Today marks 3 years since I sold my red fridge on Gumtree, under the listing ‘RED FRIDGE’.
When the buyer arrived, he asked for £50 off because he “didn’t know it’d be red”.
Here’s the picture I used for the ad. pic.twitter.com/709UFlrC2H
— James (@james_j_bailey) September 23, 2024
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My elbows won’t bend correctly https://t.co/toF3qQTECH
— Jeffery Remmers (@jefferyremmers_) September 28, 2024
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remembering when my college friend made Angelina Juulie pic.twitter.com/GVkbcJwGdG
— maxie (colonizer) 🥩 (@maxies_back) September 26, 2024
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This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up pic.twitter.com/Y4IcYTkh24
— Cybershell (@Cybershell) September 24, 2024
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had my yearly physical and the dr signed me up for flu & covid vaccine and i had to tell her no & explain i am not an antivaxer i just always get my covid shot the night before the phillies have an afternoon playoff game so i can use my vaccine pto to stay home from work to watch
— baseballin' (@inthephanattic) September 24, 2024
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my bf is sick and i offered him a cup of throat coat tea and he (extremely blearily) went “throat goat???”
— sophia (@pastoralcomical) September 28, 2024
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why apartments like to show u 15 pics of the leasing office like bitch lemme see dat bathroom
— squish (@kyonigotchi) September 29, 2024
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Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 😭😭😭😭
— hot (@kvrcnnn) September 28, 2024
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the fact that i procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason i still procrastinate
— ً (@alori1975) September 29, 2024
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i tried to clean up my chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival
— atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real) September 27, 2024
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A few years ago, I was collaborating remotely on a spreadsheet and my coworker called and said, "You don't know how to use Excel, do you?". https://t.co/CPaOxHLg5F pic.twitter.com/fgzzeAJZ9i
— GirlTyler (@sheistyler) September 28, 2024
New Line Cinema / Via Twitter: @sheistyler
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when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 3 days ago pic.twitter.com/8VLvUhsOvY https://t.co/fTdwS5GmJQ
— chris (@ATR3lDES) September 27, 2024
BBC / Via Twitter: @ATR3lDES
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